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A-Player 

Someone who is in the top 10% of anyone you have ever worked with. This person does what they say they will do. A game changer.
L.: G., you are an A-Player! We are lucky to have you on our team!
G.: Wow, L., thanks a lot!
A-Player by gterziysky October 22, 2019

How To Be A Player

Step 1: Find a girl
Step 2: Fuck her right in the pussy
Step 3: Repeat
My friend gave me tips on how to be a player

I'm A Player 

A great song from Oakland Rapper Too $hort.

It describes the life of many people out there.

You see I made up my mind when I was seventeen,
I ain with no marriage and a wedding ring,
I be a player fo life so wheres my wife,
Probably at the rehab stuck on the pipe,
cause she must be smokin and Im not jokin
Too short baby comin straight from oakland,
Got way mo bitches than I ever need,
I put that on a big fat bag of weed,
"Cause I'm a player..." Too Short
I'm A Player by 805 Beaner October 17, 2009

I'm not a player I just crush alot 

(Aka I'm not a playa I just f**k alot) A boy who f**ks alot of girls. he does not want to be tied down because he wants to go after every girl he thinks looks good. In other words, an excuse just so you a guy doesn't have to admit he's a player. Listen to the Big Pun Song!
Q: Are you a player?
A: Naw, I'm not a player I just crush alot

What a player!! 

A phrase you use when you realize someone who has a boyfriend/girlfriend is talking to/flirting with several other men/women at the same time. Not being committed to your man/woman.
She is already with somebody but she is talking to a million other guys at the time....What a player!!
What a player!! by BSBferDayzz April 18, 2012

Create a Player 

When someone is acting unoriginal; or bland. The term is derived from the "create a player/character" option that is found in many popular video games such as Madden 12. In this sense, a "create a player" is a person that acting as if they this generic template for a customizable character in a video game.
Ah I can't go to the mall, there are many create a players there.
Man, I can’t go to the mall! There are too many create a players there!
Create a Player by PerezFan01 April 28, 2021
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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