A planck
A planck by Kpowmaster November 24, 2019
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thick as a plank
Somebody is who is beyond stupid in general or at certain tasks. They are so dumb that they compare to a plank of wood in terms of brain usage.
In fact the plank of wood will usually solve the task before the person.
In fact the plank of wood will usually solve the task before the person.
thick as a plank by MrWeldon February 6, 2018
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Flat as a plank
Flat as a plank by Enigmatic person April 11, 2019
a Plank
{a Plank] is used to refer to a flat-chested female with small posterior booty, as well!
Look at her, if she turns sideways it looks like
she has two backs. She looks like a wooden plank!
Look at her, if she turns sideways it looks like
she has two backs. She looks like a wooden plank!
a Plank by internet comedian December 11, 2019
snap a plank
Snap a plank,To defecate, take a dump,shit, usually a hard one that equates to breaking a hardwood board or plank
snap a plank by BigNiggaDingDong March 20, 2023
sitting on a plank
Adam: hey look how tight that guy's legs are, wtf is he doing
Bartholomew: he's definitely sitting on a plank rn
Bartholomew: he's definitely sitting on a plank rn
sitting on a plank by arcanev4 February 21, 2025
planking on a million
Peter: You should've seen her the other day, she was talking to herself.
Kyle: That girl is planking on a million
Kyle: That girl is planking on a million
planking on a million by TheIceCreamHunger July 22, 2012
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