a murray 

When you take your finger, preferably the index finger of your dominant hand, and stick up your ass then rub it under the nose of a unsuspecting friend... More appropriate if the friend has an unususually large nose.

Man after practice Brad walked over to Davey and teased his upper lip a Murray

a murray by JJSkidz February 18, 2018

A Murray State 

A murray state is a possesed state one finds themselve in after a heavy night of drinking and a lack of sleep. You wake up and find murray has possesed you, side effects include extremely old croaky voice, constant coughing and snorting and weakening of the limbs, just like an old man.

Murray is an evil old man, who attacks you when you are weak, i.e. after a heavy night of drinking and lack of sleep. He possess's you in your sleep and leaves you in constant pain in the morning. But after a cheeky bacon sarnie the murray state subsides.

Currently the only victim of 'A Murray' is Jamie Harrison-Payne but it is belived the ghost of old man murray is breeding and spreading accross the country, high jacking other innocent indivduals.

Frankaski: "Morning dude"
Jammerz: "M-o-r-n-i-n-g, gahhh *snort* *cough* where's my walking stick"
Frankaski: "You've been possesed by murray, your in A Murray State my friend, you too much alcohol last night"
Jammerz: "Mmm Murray-licious"

A Murray State by Jammerz1193 December 9, 2010

Pulled a Murray

pulled a murray, when a network engineer removes a vlan and not realising that it causes an outage on the network.

Thomas: did anyone delete vlan 553
Graham: yeah i did why
Thomas: it dropped a site.
Graham: shit ED i told you to watch that.
John: ah graham you pulled a murray

Pulled a Murray by discoparty1982 February 27, 2011

Doing a Murray 

Slang phrase for partaking in acts of self-gratification whilst at work

McMc is in the gent's toilets masterbating, i.e. Doing a Murray.

Doing a Murray by LiVe LeE October 27, 2010

A Peter Murray

When a person, typically from California, does “A Peter Murray” they do various horrendous acts including, telling dad jokes (as not a dad), singing dad jokes (still not a dad), and, normally, isn’t a dad.

The word originates from the Latin word petal las del murrat, which means to be hungry, but some English man mistranslated and misspelled the word to make this word

Bro that guy acts like my dad, he’s such a Peter Murray

A Peter Murray by Ladle petal jiggle April 30, 2024

A little Pete Murray

If you’re hungover or feeling rough from self-inflicted pain, the phrase suggests you’ve definitely “seen better days” or felt better - a nod to Australian singer Pete Murray’s track Better Days.

Aussie 1: How are you feeling after last night? Looked like you had a big one!

Aussie 2: Yeah, nah look, I'm definitely feelin' a little Pete Murray today

A little Pete Murray by saurus84 August 19, 2025

Murray's Mom (on a bun) 

A delicious submarine, torpedo, hero, or hoagie sandwich comprised of
1. A white bread bun
2. Crispy chicken fingers
3. Barbeque sauce
4. Provolone cheese
5. Mayonnaise

ima hop down to that sub shack and grab a murray's mom (on a bun)

Murray's Mom (on a bun) by Chris Donis November 15, 2007