A Mitch

An asshole; That guy nobody enjoys being around. Commonly uses the phrase, "Shut up, fag."

"He kept telling me to shut up, and that I was a fag."

"What a Mitch."

by Brenda Murphy September 18, 2011

A Mitch

When you fail on the first attempt and succeed on the second.

In the second frame, Michelle got a Mitch when she bowled a gutter-ball on her first throw and then picked up the spare on her second.

by Rozersedge February 1, 2019

A Mitch and T

1: "one who shuns themselves away in there room away from life, playing WoW (World of Warcraft) 24/7 and not being social in the outside world at ALL.

2: "someone realllllly lazy"

"hey do you wanna go to the mall with me?"
(nah, i think ima pull a mitch and t )

"get your ass up off the couch!!"
(DUDE!, im pulling a mitch and t!!

by Carlos R. [ramrod] October 16, 2008

Pulling a Mitch Conner

Any time you do something on accident either in your benefit or not done with your hands is called pulling a Mitch Conner

Did you see that play in the game, he pulled a Mitch Conner to score...

There goes that driver pulling a Mitch Conner to cut across 4 lanes of highway to catch the exit...

I just dropped my lighter, look at me pulling a Mitch Conner...

by MitchConnerNFT January 20, 2022

Pulling a Mitch

Dating/hitting on females wayy younger than you

Joe: Wow she's hot!
Devin: Dude.. She's like 9 .. Stop pulling a Mitch

by Rusty muffler 43 July 10, 2014

Doing a Mitch

The act of commenting sarcastically on anyone and everyone's Facebook posts.

Mitch just could not help himself, I caught him Doing a Mitch on my latest Facebook post

by Bobwayne June 23, 2019

Son of a Mitch

This is a term used to insult the father.Mitch derived from kevin harts word man bitch.SOM is the womans equivalent to SOB.

Son of a mitch i forgot my keys at home.

by Icy1 December 8, 2018