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An asshole; That guy nobody enjoys being around. Commonly uses the phrase, "Shut up, fag."
"He kept telling me to shut up, and that I was a fag."

"What a Mitch."
A Mitch by Brenda Murphy September 18, 2011
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When you fail on the first attempt and succeed on the second.
In the second frame, Michelle got a Mitch when she bowled a gutter-ball on her first throw and then picked up the spare on her second.
A Mitch by Rozersedge February 1, 2019

A Mitch and T 

1: "one who shuns themselves away in there room away from life, playing WoW (World of Warcraft) 24/7 and not being social in the outside world at ALL.

2: "someone realllllly lazy"
"hey do you wanna go to the mall with me?"
(nah, i think ima pull a mitch and t )

"get your ass up off the couch!!"
(DUDE!, im pulling a mitch and t!!
A Mitch and T by Carlos R. [ramrod] October 16, 2008

Pulling a Mitch Conner 

Any time you do something on accident either in your benefit or not done with your hands is called pulling a Mitch Conner
Did you see that play in the game, he pulled a Mitch Conner to score...

There goes that driver pulling a Mitch Conner to cut across 4 lanes of highway to catch the exit...

I just dropped my lighter, look at me pulling a Mitch Conner...

Pulling a Mitch 

Dating/hitting on females wayy younger than you
Joe: Wow she's hot!
Devin: Dude.. She's like 9 .. Stop pulling a Mitch

Doing a Mitch 

The act of commenting sarcastically on anyone and everyone's Facebook posts.
Mitch just could not help himself, I caught him Doing a Mitch on my latest Facebook post
Doing a Mitch by Bobwayne June 23, 2019

Son of a Mitch 

This is a term used to insult the father.Mitch derived from kevin harts word man bitch.SOM is the womans equivalent to SOB.
Son of a mitch i forgot my keys at home.
Son of a Mitch by Icy1 December 8, 2018
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026
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