A Mat 

When you fuck a girl with a condom nut and pour it into her vagina fulfilling your destiny as a black man

"Yuh, You gon A Mat Noor dawg" said Jin Jin Fuk Mat responded with a "I am already 2 thousand miles away from that slut"

A Mat by A Bi Racial Space Nigger May 23, 2018

ur cat a mat 

The worst insult in the English language. Worse than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny, ur grandpap a trap, ur sister a mister, ur brother a mother, and ur dog a log
Every time this is said the universe gets one step closer to deletion.

Person 1: ur mom gay
Person 2: ur dad lesbian
Person 3: lol u guys are such fucking nerds
Person 1: oh yeah person 3? ur cat a mat
*Person 3 explodes and the universe deletes itself*

ur cat a mat by ey das prety guud May 14, 2018

Pat a Mat 

Popular Czech cartoon of two guys(Pat and Mat) that try to overcome problems with slavic engineering.

Guy 1: Hey have you seen Pat a Mat the movie?
Guy 2: Yeah it was really good!

Pat a Mat by im never gonna use this July 13, 2022

National bop your eldest on the head with a yoga mat day 

Jan 20 is when you can bop your eldest child on the head with a yoga mat, cause they deserve it.

Hey today is Jan 20, you know what that means? It’s national bop your eldest on the head with a yoga mat day!

National bop your eldest on the head with a yoga mat day by Y0UR_L0C4L_G4M3R November 14, 2020

Pulling A Matt Lopez ;-) 

A sexual act in which two black males place three hot dogs in an ice cube tray (two residing on one half of the tray and one on the other) after which a gallon of apple juice is poured and frozen.
Then the the two frozen hot dogs are stuck into a womans vagina, and the one frozen hot dog is inserted into the womans ass (which when done correctly should allow her to cum apple juice) after which the two men allow the woman to suck them off.

Girl 1: Why are you so tired today
Girl 2: Matt & and his friend kept me up all night they were "Pulling A Matt Lopez ;-)"

Pulling A Matt Lopez ;-) by Atomicmonkey2 December 12, 2010

A Matt 

Describing a bad/clueless player that thinks they're doing good, even though they are completely useless.

"WOW you are such a matt"

A Matt by DisDaSing December 25, 2011

As a matter of fact 

It means actually; in fact, in reality, in truth, as it happens, believe it or not, to tell the truth, in actual fact, in point of fact.

-Yes, As a matter of fact , I have started reading my copy of Harry Potter..

-Well, As a matter of fact , I was going to ask your permission to..

As a matter of fact by Joud October 17, 2013