A levi 

A random boner that for some reason also works as a magnet that pulls your hands in to your hands

Dylan: hey you know that semiaquatic mammal at camp
Zach: uhm.. yea :(
Dylan: EW YOU GOT A LEVI!

A levi by DYLANSINTEHSHOWA August 23, 2011

Having a Levi 

n.
1. a. The act of having too much fun.

b. The sound of having too much fun.

2. Informal Something amusing, absurd, or contemptible; a joke taken too far: The end result is having had a Levi.

3. Informal Levi'ing; amusement. Often used in the plural: went along just for a Levi.

Boy 1: You can't have fun, its a school night. You're having a Levi.

Another example:

Boy 1: Hey last night I went to the strip club and drank Jager until I was sick out of my nose!

Boy 2: Argggh sounds like you had a Levi

Having a Levi by The J-Bomb September 8, 2013

Pull a Levi 

A word used to tell people to never give up even if they think it will let them down

"Pull a Levi! Don't give up James!"

Pull a Levi by XWarrior8642 May 23, 2022

Doing a levi

To do a levi is the action of not paying attention to any stimulus.

Hey man you listening? You are like doing a levi.

Doing a levi by abdagon October 11, 2019

Pulling a Levi

The act of not coming to a meetup with friends because you want to play games

Oh come on now, are you going to be pulling a levi on us?

Pulling a Levi by Average immigrant October 4, 2022

corduroy jacket with a Levi’s tag

A particularly vicious sex act where one person vigorously rubs their facial stubble up and down their partner's back, creating parallel red lines of irritation that resemble the wales of a corduroy jacket.

The act is only considered complete when a specific spot, usually the lower back or a shoulder blade, is rubbed completely raw into a single, bright red patch—the "Levi’s tag."

Dude, I had to wear a turtleneck to work. Stacy gave me a full corduroy jacket with a Levi’s tag last night and my back looks like a scratched-up vinyl record.

corduroy jacket with a Levi’s tag by Someone else's neighbor October 22, 2025

Is levi a monkey

is levi a monkey
Yes levi is the king of monkeys.... and he is gay 100%
Well.... not the king if hes a peasant

He still wonks on cotton farms, and will go to cotton picker high school
He has the world record for the biggest forehead in the world.

Is levi a monkey the answer is yes

Is levi a monkey by Is levi a monkey April 5, 2022