Slang. A male romantic partner who checks all of the boxes. The unicorn or "great white Buffalo". Kind, funny, successful, romantic, exciting, loyal, smart and honest. The ultimate in relationship achievement. Prepare to battle one or more "bosses" (in the shape of unfortunate exes) to unlock this level in life.
" a justin gilbert" is a person with very bad eyes with glasses that when he wears them are so fucking thick can see and stare down into your very soul but all in all he is a good bat
i have bad eyes i cant see that far haha atleast there not as bad as justin gilberts ..... whats up bat"a justin gilbert" your a true battle
1. The act of sabotaging everyone else just to spite them when losing a game.
2. Being incredibly defense of the sabotaging actions
3. Launching a personal attacks when any minor actions are challenged.
Guy 1: I'm about to beat your high score on this incredibly difficultgame.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!