A Fuckle 

A frustrating predicament, the only answer to which being "fuck"

Yo, look at Devin, he just learned we're having a test in second period, he's in quite a fuckle

A Fuckle by TheGuyKnownAsE May 20, 2023

A Crowe toast fuckle 

Where a man shoves toast in to another mans ear and rubs his japseye until orgasm.

Oi Duncan stop being cheeky or you’ll get a Crowe toast fuckle

A Crowe toast fuckle by Chilner December 22, 2020

:a what a fucke?! 

Used commonly as a remark of surprise to a nonsensical statement by youtuber Jacksfilms in his popular "Your Grammar Sucks" series, it has leaked out of the internets and into the real world. It was originally a failed attempt at typing "What the fuck" by youtuber alpen000, and when appearing in Jack's YGS series (episode 21), Jack reads the comment as it is supposedly pronounced, saying it with a heavy foreign accent of his own creation. Jack's way, the only correct way, of pronouncing ":a what a fucke?!" is as follows: "A-whah-da-foook?", making sure to rise in pitch as the expression progresses. Note that the phrase has four syllables, but occasionally, Jack will repeat the da and make the phrase have 5 syllables. It is applicable in real life to any situation where one may say "what the fuck" or in any other bizarre situation.

Toby Turner: Jack! Your girlfriend says she's tired of being made fun of, and is breaking up with you!
Jack Douglas: :a what a fucke?!

:a what a fucke?! by Right_in_the_lovehole September 9, 2012

im a fucked up puppy 

Expression for describing your traumatic childhood

im a fucked up puppy

im a fucked up puppy by EannaCofey May 22, 2012

You a fucked up person! 

Someone who throws things breaks things and screams like a little BITCH and slanders ons name threatens one to have bab things happen to their property family and life if you don't do what they DeAmanda Lots !if they don't get their way!!

That WHIGGER throw things at me Screamed at me like a little bitch just like " my kids do before I gave them Time outs and called me a Faggot if I didn't call hiss Bitch who don't Like" You a fucked up person! "People !!!!!

You a fucked up person! by B-RAG July 14, 2016

re-slut-a-fucked

A fucked out piece of meat that has to be constantly and re-consistently re-slut-a-fucked out to be reminded of what not to do with their time.

The re-slut-a-fucked out piece of meat needed to be re-violently beat the fuck out of her/his/it self, in order to remember it's slutfucked out place
*Not an insult to sluts and/or it's.

re-slut-a-fucked by The_Fuck May 18, 2021

faint heart never fucked a wildcat 

Has similar meaning as "fortune favors the brave". Only those with courage and guts will be able to have amazing experiences. Someone with a "faint heart" - timid, nervous or fearful - would never be able to accomplish something difficult - like "fucking a wildcat".

Hey man, take a chance with that crazy golf shot to win the tournament, because a faint heart never fucked a wildcat.

faint heart never fucked a wildcat by rootsdeepintheheavens August 31, 2017