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to lay a floor pizza
To vomit, to throw up, so that your chili beans and paprika and beer form a nice, pizza-like shape on the floor in front of you.
to lay a floor pizza by Mennoowh November 30, 2004
lick a floor
lick a floor by LiveYaLife April 16, 2014
Eating Sushi off a Barbers Floor
Eating Sushi off a Barbers Floor by Dan November 30, 2003
shag a barbers floor
the unfortunate position of being so horny that you would consider having sex with the floor in a barbers shop purely because it was available and had some hair on it.
shag a barbers floor by pishmeister69 April 25, 2006
Confessions On A Dance Floor
Madonna's 10th studio album, came out in November 15th 2005 with Hung Up (time goes by, so slowly) as leading single.
Until these days considered one of Madonna's best albums and best eras.
Was promoted with the Confessions Tour known by Madonna's iconic entrance.
Until these days considered one of Madonna's best albums and best eras.
Was promoted with the Confessions Tour known by Madonna's iconic entrance.
Confessions On A Dance Floor by twerkingowl August 17, 2014
Sneakers On A Gym Floor
Yo I was banging that chick last night and we where goin at it for hours! Her pussy started to sound like sneakers on a gym floor!
Sneakers On A Gym Floor by Mr.Wigles September 11, 2009
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No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
ulzzang
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
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Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Blexas
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.