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I am a douche bag

I am an asshole. I can admit it there is no hiding it. It’s just what I am.

Don't be a douche bag! 

A phrase said by a douche bag to a weak soul after committing an act of douchebaggery to them. This is said in an attempt to point the blame to the victim rather than yourself.
Steven: Patrick...don't you think you've had enough to drink tonight?
Patrick: Don't be a douche bag!

Patrick: I'm hungry (Takes lunch money)
Steven: HEY! thats mine! My mommy gave me that!
Patrick: Don't be a douchebag!
Don't be a douche bag! by Pat Manson February 24, 2010

Douche-Bag-A-Saurus

Don't mess with him, he's a douche-bag-a-saurus.
Douche-Bag-A-Saurus by karment August 26, 2010

bag-a-douche 

A bag containing a unknown vile liquid.
Mark: Hey what the fuck is that?
You: Oh thats some bag-a-douche i filled from my dick.
Mark: Oh...ok.
bag-a-douche by doo-language May 3, 2009

Douche bag a roo

One who is more docuhier than a douche bag him self more pronouced Dow CH bag a roo
Darin the boy scout is such a douch bag a roo.
Douche bag a roo by blackla3elskate3 September 7, 2005

Douche-a-bago 

A 1970's style camper complete with kitchen, bed, shower, and 76,000 gallons of douche.
"Mark, Don't be a copyright infringing douche-a-bago."
Douche-a-bago by Hipporhinocetops September 21, 2007
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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

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"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
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