A Conrad is a unit of measurement approximately 3 inches. Often found marked on rulers under a young man's bed.
After Becky's one night stand her friend asked how he was. Disappointedly she said he's about a Conrad.
by BagSlayer September 30, 2020
Get the A Conrad mug.by CraftyMomof4 July 17, 2022
Get the A Conrad mug.When someone or something says something incredibly insulting and pissy and at the same time can't be hated due to the popularity factor.
James: Damn it phone stop pulling a Ford.
*Phone shuts down*
Ford: Why am I friends with you?
James: Because I'm pulling a Conrad.
Aidan: sure as hell better than pulling a Ford.
Ford: F*ck all of you.
*Phone shuts down*
Ford: Why am I friends with you?
James: Because I'm pulling a Conrad.
Aidan: sure as hell better than pulling a Ford.
Ford: F*ck all of you.
by eatmyDICtion March 6, 2015
Get the Pulling a Conrad mug.To do something an asshole would do
John really knows how to pull a Conrad when it comes to dealing with kids, just last week he stole candy from a baby
by Captainpankek May 27, 2016
Get the to pull a conrad mug.