A Conrad

A Conrad is a unit of measurement approximately 3 inches. Often found marked on rulers under a young man's bed.

After Becky's one night stand her friend asked how he was. Disappointedly she said he's about a Conrad.

A Conrad by BagSlayer September 30, 2020

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A Conrad

Cappuccino and Amaretto after dinner drink

I would like a Conrad after this delicious meal.

A Conrad by CraftyMomof4 July 17, 2022

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A Conrad • Pulling a Conrad • to pull a conrad • A.D.A.M. • A • A.B.I. • a-cab • a-rab • A.F.I. • A-Town

Pulling a Conrad

When someone or something says something incredibly insulting and pissy and at the same time can't be hated due to the popularity factor.

James: Damn it phone stop pulling a Ford.
*Phone shuts down*
Ford: Why am I friends with you?
James: Because I'm pulling a Conrad.
Aidan: sure as hell better than pulling a Ford.
Ford: F*ck all of you.

Pulling a Conrad by eatmyDICtion March 6, 2015

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to pull a conrad

To do something an asshole would do

John really knows how to pull a Conrad when it comes to dealing with kids, just last week he stole candy from a baby

to pull a conrad by Captainpankek May 27, 2016

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

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