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A Conrad 

A Conrad is a unit of measurement approximately 3 inches. Often found marked on rulers under a young man's bed.
After Becky's one night stand her friend asked how he was. Disappointedly she said he's about a Conrad.
A Conrad by BagSlayer September 30, 2020
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A Conrad 

Cappuccino and Amaretto after dinner drink
I would like a Conrad after this delicious meal.
A Conrad by CraftyMomof4 July 17, 2022
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Pulling a Conrad 

When someone or something says something incredibly insulting and pissy and at the same time can't be hated due to the popularity factor.
James: Damn it phone stop pulling a Ford.
*Phone shuts down*
Ford: Why am I friends with you?
James: Because I'm pulling a Conrad.
Aidan: sure as hell better than pulling a Ford.
Ford: F*ck all of you.

to pull a conrad 

To do something an asshole would do
John really knows how to pull a Conrad when it comes to dealing with kids, just last week he stole candy from a baby
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