Definitions by BagSlayer

A Conrad 

A Conrad is a unit of measurement approximately 3 inches. Often found marked on rulers under a young man's bed.

After Becky's one night stand her friend asked how he was. Disappointedly she said he's about a Conrad.

A Conrad by BagSlayer September 30, 2020

Polar Ice Cap 

The act of ejaculating on your lovers face whilst they sleep when temperatures outside have dropped below freezing. Then opening the window allowing the semen to freeze overnight and taking a picture in the morning as they wake.

Holli was annoyed at having to blow dry the Polar Ice Cap off her face before getting ready for work.

Polar Ice Cap by BagSlayer September 23, 2016