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A-Man
To have homosexual sex with 3 or more partners while wearing headphones. One variation is a "Dj A-Man" which is performing a regular A-Man while holding a vinyl record in your left hand.
A-Man by AngelaMartinez January 28, 2008
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A man
can be rlly annoying an ass, prolly doesnt love you, shithead,never replies yo your texts.
Btw this is a joke but if this happens with ur man plz dump him dont b like me and stay with his toxic ass.
Btw this is a joke but if this happens with ur man plz dump him dont b like me and stay with his toxic ass.
A Man
Woman: I am NOT being emotional. I'm telling you we are headed south.
Man: The sun is setting, and we are driving towards it. West. I'm a man, listen to me.
Man: The sun is setting, and we are driving towards it. West. I'm a man, listen to me.
A Man by T Macalicious September 27, 2012
a man
a woman's "time of the month." she will behave similar to a man (wanting to eat a lot, being rude and moody, etc.) people who would be attracted to the woman under normal circumstances become turned off and repulsed upon finding out the woman is a man.
this is a temporary state of being and must be waited out and handled with caution.
this is a temporary state of being and must be waited out and handled with caution.
Boyfriend: Hey, we have the house to ourselves... you wanna......?
Girlfriend: No! I'm a man! All i want to do is eat some f*cking icecream and watch project runway!
Boyfriend: I'm getting the hell out of here!
Girlfriend: No! I'm a man! All i want to do is eat some f*cking icecream and watch project runway!
Boyfriend: I'm getting the hell out of here!
a man by white rabbit gone red March 13, 2010
A Man
Appearance:
Men have muscular physics -- with a dong. They got short hair. They never wear dress's because that's not for men. Adam was the first Man,
Personalty & Behaviour:
A day in the life of a Man: He drives his racecar to the office, and then he gets out!! Next step is work. Work, work, work.After work they have The Big Game to look forward to at dusk. The night would be perfect, but it's too bad the lawnmower needs fixing! The Man goes straight to his hamer. There! Fixed! After Wife puts down the kid's, its time for sex. The gentleman prefers oral, but if he doesn't get it every night, he's dfw. He does thrusts, and then there's the sperm! Then it's time for work again!!!!!!!! By the way, he speaks in a deep voice.
Hobbies of Men: Discus, power, Marlboro, target practice, and The Good Life.
Men in the Media: Method Man, Red Man, others
Review
Men are actually pretty great guys, they have some personality issues but who doesn't these days? Men is the complete package, tall, dark, and handsome,
SCORE
13/17
Men have muscular physics -- with a dong. They got short hair. They never wear dress's because that's not for men. Adam was the first Man,
Personalty & Behaviour:
A day in the life of a Man: He drives his racecar to the office, and then he gets out!! Next step is work. Work, work, work.After work they have The Big Game to look forward to at dusk. The night would be perfect, but it's too bad the lawnmower needs fixing! The Man goes straight to his hamer. There! Fixed! After Wife puts down the kid's, its time for sex. The gentleman prefers oral, but if he doesn't get it every night, he's dfw. He does thrusts, and then there's the sperm! Then it's time for work again!!!!!!!! By the way, he speaks in a deep voice.
Hobbies of Men: Discus, power, Marlboro, target practice, and The Good Life.
Men in the Media: Method Man, Red Man, others
Review
Men are actually pretty great guys, they have some personality issues but who doesn't these days? Men is the complete package, tall, dark, and handsome,
SCORE
13/17
A Man by WhenLoveMeetsFear May 12, 2014
A Man
Sam: hey brad a man told me that your girlfriend was cheating on you.
Brad who told you that.
Sam: a man told me still.
Brad who told you that.
Sam: a man told me still.
A Man by Bodmon fishy June 10, 2016
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