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To have homosexual sex with 3 or more partners while wearing headphones. One variation is a "Dj A-Man" which is performing a regular A-Man while holding a vinyl record in your left hand.
I'm going to a gay bar called Chico's to hopefully meet Dj A-Man fans.
A-Man by AngelaMartinez January 28, 2008
Words you can keep
A Miserable little pile of secrets!
"YOUR WORDS ARE AS EMPTY AS YOUR SOUL, MANDKIND ILL NEEDS A SAVIOR SUCH AS YOU!"

"WHAT IS A MAN??? A MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS! *Throws wine glass at floor* BUT ENOUGH TALK, HAVE AT YOU!
a man by MAHNAMER May 12, 2010
can be rlly annoying an ass, prolly doesnt love you, shithead,never replies yo your texts.

Btw this is a joke but if this happens with ur man plz dump him dont b like me and stay with his toxic ass.
bruh, my man is being so annoying,like answer my texts smh. A man is a sometimes toxic being that mostly dont care abt u
A man by London ♡ April 28, 2021
The person who is right 99% of the time when arguing with a woman.
Woman: I am NOT being emotional. I'm telling you we are headed south.

Man: The sun is setting, and we are driving towards it. West. I'm a man, listen to me.
A Man by T Macalicious September 27, 2012
a woman's "time of the month." she will behave similar to a man (wanting to eat a lot, being rude and moody, etc.) people who would be attracted to the woman under normal circumstances become turned off and repulsed upon finding out the woman is a man.

this is a temporary state of being and must be waited out and handled with caution.
Boyfriend: Hey, we have the house to ourselves... you wanna......?
Girlfriend: No! I'm a man! All i want to do is eat some f*cking icecream and watch project runway!
Boyfriend: I'm getting the hell out of here!
a man by white rabbit gone red March 13, 2010
Appearance:
Men have muscular physics -- with a dong. They got short hair. They never wear dress's because that's not for men. Adam was the first Man,

Personalty & Behaviour:
A day in the life of a Man: He drives his racecar to the office, and then he gets out!! Next step is work. Work, work, work.After work they have The Big Game to look forward to at dusk. The night would be perfect, but it's too bad the lawnmower needs fixing! The Man goes straight to his hamer. There! Fixed! After Wife puts down the kid's, its time for sex. The gentleman prefers oral, but if he doesn't get it every night, he's dfw. He does thrusts, and then there's the sperm! Then it's time for work again!!!!!!!! By the way, he speaks in a deep voice.

Hobbies of Men: Discus, power, Marlboro, target practice, and The Good Life.

Men in the Media: Method Man, Red Man, others

Review

Men are actually pretty great guys, they have some personality issues but who doesn't these days? Men is the complete package, tall, dark, and handsome,

SCORE
13/17
a Man is cool
A Man by WhenLoveMeetsFear May 12, 2014
Used to hide your source of information.
Sam: hey brad a man told me that your girlfriend was cheating on you.

Brad who told you that.

Sam: a man told me still.
A Man by Bodmon fishy June 10, 2016
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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