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a man who is constantly changing his mind.
he is frequently going through manstration.
He likes to play mind games for his own entertainment.
often ditches on plans at very last minute.
possibley gay with his best friend?

may also drives a white doge pickup with a nice sound system.
"GOSH! Jordan is being such a 'DK' right now!"
a 'DK' by theCougar66 November 24, 2009
Words you can keep

pulling a DK 

when you get your dick sucked by the school whore in the bathroom and brag about it for the rest of your high school career
Did you hear that Bryson and Sarah got caught in the bathroom pulling a DK, and now Bryson thinks that he is the fucking shit.
pulling a DK by El mucho ding dongo October 23, 2014

put a d--k in it! 

(phrase) The overall feeling of contempt one gets from having to be around bothersome, slutty women on a regular basis which leads to the overwhelming desire to say "put a d--k in it!". It is very similar to the phrase 'put a sock in it' but is more suggestive given the nature & tendencies of set women.
Sam: "Did you hear Dennis broke up with Cindy?"

Chris: "No way? What happened?"

Sam: "Well, he told me that he got so sick of her blabbing on and on about the most pointless crap whenever they were together. So he stopped her mid-sentence, looked at her dead in the eyes and said, "Oh put a d--k in it! Dammit!"
Acronym for don't kill anyone. Used as a farewell greeting.
I'm going home now. D.K.A.
D.K.A. by DimMar July 4, 2016

I.C.Y.D.K.B.I.C.B.Y.A.I.W.B.L.I.I.S.T.I.C.L.T.L.W.Y 

ABBREVIATION FOR IN CASE YOU DIDNT KNOW BABY IM CRAZY BOUT YOU AND I WOULD BE LYIN IF I SAID THAT I COULD LIVE THIS LIFE WITHOUT YOU
*Text from signjficant other *: I.C.Y.D.K.B.I.C.B.Y.A.I.W.B.L.I.I.S.T.I.C.L.T.L.W.Y
An acronym for the phrase "Don't Kill Anyone". Often used as a parting term of endearment.
"Joe, have a great day! D.K.A." "Thanks Mel. D.K.A."
D.K.A. by DimMar August 20, 2016
An abbreviation for the word

‘Diabetic Ketoacidosis’. Mostly seen in Type 1 diabetics, Dka is a build up of acid in the bloodstream called ‘Ketones’.

Symptoms of ‘D.k.a’ are:

- Fruity Scent Breath
- Irritability

- Confusion
- Extreme Thirst

- Excessive Urination
- Loss Of appetite
- Extreme Weight loss

- Nausea

- Aching Stomach Pain
- Intense Loss Of Breath
- Unconsciousness

- Death

‘D.k.a’ is often caused by a lack of insulin injected or produced by the body. There is currently no cure and Millions of deaths occur every year
Friend: How are you?
Patient: Oh, I Have D.k.a.
Friend: Wow, What Does that mean?
Patient: I’m Slowly Being Burnt Alive /:
D.k.a by IWantMyLike:) January 15, 2021
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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