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a man who is constantly changing his mind.
he is frequently going through manstration.
He likes to play mind games for his own entertainment.
often ditches on plans at very last minute.
possibley gay with his best friend?

may also drives a white doge pickup with a nice sound system.
"GOSH! Jordan is being such a 'DK' right now!"
a 'DK' by theCougar66 November 24, 2009
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pulling a DK 

when you get your dick sucked by the school whore in the bathroom and brag about it for the rest of your high school career
Did you hear that Bryson and Sarah got caught in the bathroom pulling a DK, and now Bryson thinks that he is the fucking shit.
pulling a DK by El mucho ding dongo October 23, 2014

put a d--k in it! 

(phrase) The overall feeling of contempt one gets from having to be around bothersome, slutty women on a regular basis which leads to the overwhelming desire to say "put a d--k in it!". It is very similar to the phrase 'put a sock in it' but is more suggestive given the nature & tendencies of set women.
Sam: "Did you hear Dennis broke up with Cindy?"

Chris: "No way? What happened?"

Sam: "Well, he told me that he got so sick of her blabbing on and on about the most pointless crap whenever they were together. So he stopped her mid-sentence, looked at her dead in the eyes and said, "Oh put a d--k in it! Dammit!"
Acronym for don't kill anyone. Used as a farewell greeting.
I'm going home now. D.K.A.
D.K.A. by DimMar July 4, 2016

I.C.Y.D.K.B.I.C.B.Y.A.I.W.B.L.I.I.S.T.I.C.L.T.L.W.Y 

ABBREVIATION FOR IN CASE YOU DIDNT KNOW BABY IM CRAZY BOUT YOU AND I WOULD BE LYIN IF I SAID THAT I COULD LIVE THIS LIFE WITHOUT YOU
*Text from signjficant other *: I.C.Y.D.K.B.I.C.B.Y.A.I.W.B.L.I.I.S.T.I.C.L.T.L.W.Y
An acronym for the phrase "Don't Kill Anyone". Often used as a parting term of endearment.
"Joe, have a great day! D.K.A." "Thanks Mel. D.K.A."
D.K.A. by DimMar August 20, 2016
An abbreviation for the word

‘Diabetic Ketoacidosis’. Mostly seen in Type 1 diabetics, Dka is a build up of acid in the bloodstream called ‘Ketones’.

Symptoms of ‘D.k.a’ are:

- Fruity Scent Breath
- Irritability

- Confusion
- Extreme Thirst

- Excessive Urination
- Loss Of appetite
- Extreme Weight loss

- Nausea

- Aching Stomach Pain
- Intense Loss Of Breath
- Unconsciousness

- Death

‘D.k.a’ is often caused by a lack of insulin injected or produced by the body. There is currently no cure and Millions of deaths occur every year
Friend: How are you?
Patient: Oh, I Have D.k.a.
Friend: Wow, What Does that mean?
Patient: I’m Slowly Being Burnt Alive /:
D.k.a by IWantMyLike:) January 15, 2021
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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