someone who is a mcswaglin is a straight up baller, a perfect human specimen. truly awe-inspiring in every way. some might even compare a mcswaglin to the living reincarnation of Jesus. a mcswaglin is someone incomprehensibly magnificent as they are composed solely of fire rhymes,swag, and cash money. mcswaglins typically go by the street name "emily" and are considered an extremely rare human subspecies by the scientific community. anyone lucky enough to come across a mcswaglin is truly blessed and will most likely be considered prestigious amognst their lowly peers, for encountering such a godly human being.

*someone really cool walks by*
person 1- "woah.. who is that? how are they so.. fly and majestic?"
person 2- "that's a mcswaglin"

mcswaglin by swaggyfatjinxy October 25, 2018

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Mcswagger

Only the swaggiest swagger to exist of course. The only person who has as much swag as mcswagger is Dr. Phil, Bob ross coming a close second.

“Yo did you see mcswagger’s sunglasses?”
“Yeah bro they’re so swaggy”
“If only we had as much swag”

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yolo mcswagger

Final transformation of Swag. It is the maximum level of swag one can achieve. WHO EVER FALLS IN THIS CATEGORY IS A 100% PUBLIC ENEMY. BEWARE

"Ehh. Alif is a yolo mcswagger. KILL HIM!"

"This guy have so much swag. I think he is a yolo mcswagger"

yolo mcswagger by higuyimasultan December 2, 2013

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McSwag

A tasty treat brought to you by P. Diddy via Twitter. He explained that it is a McDonalds frozen strawberry lemonade mixed with Ciroc Red Berry vodka, and it tastes like a little bit of heaven.

Guys, I'm so McSwagged right now, I can barely see straight.

McSwag by nikkicee October 6, 2011

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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