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_.albedo_ 

Only the prettiest most handsomest boy in the world, he deserves all the love and affection it can offer.
Wow have you seen how good _.albedo_ looks?? I cant believe i got so lucky
_.albedo_ by Washzone317 August 1, 2021
the sexiest alchemist ever. also a caring shortie with a deep voice and luscious blonde hair. also, sadly someone who will never come home </3
holy shit you pulled albedo? ur now on my rob list
albedo by kurapika’s bff January 12, 2021
Blonde, gorgeous and sexy ass alchemist from Genshin Impact. Everytime he stretches his wrist after he uses his E skill is mmmmMmoohhh god mmyes. A victim of being written with some good ass breeding kink fics. (don't stop, please write more haha you're amazing)
Person 1: Albedo is such a genius. He could so easily create life out of thin air!
Me: He can create life inside of me if he wants to.
Albedo by Aneda May 8, 2021
The hottest most attractive being on the planet😫☝️. He is literally so hot everytime he's on screen I have the strongest urge to bust a nut. It's starting to become a problem with how attractive he is omg.
A: I want Albedo to step on me so badly
B:........ Your grandma just passed away wtf is wrong with you you dumb fucking faggot
Albedo by yourfavoritechink May 9, 2021
albedo is the most hottest and sexiest alchemist alchemist on planet earth

albedo>you
person 1:look at how sexy albedo is he’s better looking than you

person2:...why did I even decide to be moots with you😐
sexxiestst mf alive. pela.s i mm . hed is so. everyoone pels make mor breeedign fanfics of ihjm. peklasd. thsi is th only reaosn im aliv.e. im /. albedo rerun when? when? WHEN MIHOYO? WHEN. I WILL SPEND ALL OF MY PARENTS LIFE SAVINGS FOR THIS MANN. PEKL.S. hhis handfs woudl loook good up my

thank you for coming to my ted tallk
person 1: "why are you so down bad for albedo??"
person 2: "why woulnt i be"
Albedo by froggiiy July 9, 2021
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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