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A F****** SIMP THAT TALKS ABOUT KAZUHA TOO MUCH...STOP THIS MADNESS
____.albedo.____ if you see this, xiao is better
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___.albedo.___ 

kazuha simp. Hates xiao and is bully like really bully and ginger also loves tartagila
___.albedo.___: I lOvE kAzUhA cAn I sEe KaZuHa RuLe 34 PiCs?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
the sexiest alchemist ever. also a caring shortie with a deep voice and luscious blonde hair. also, sadly someone who will never come home </3
holy shit you pulled albedo? ur now on my rob list
albedo by kurapika’s bff January 12, 2021
Blonde, gorgeous and sexy ass alchemist from Genshin Impact. Everytime he stretches his wrist after he uses his E skill is mmmmMmoohhh god mmyes. A victim of being written with some good ass breeding kink fics. (don't stop, please write more haha you're amazing)
Person 1: Albedo is such a genius. He could so easily create life out of thin air!
Me: He can create life inside of me if he wants to.
Albedo by Aneda May 8, 2021
The hottest most attractive being on the planet😫☝️. He is literally so hot everytime he's on screen I have the strongest urge to bust a nut. It's starting to become a problem with how attractive he is omg.
A: I want Albedo to step on me so badly
B:........ Your grandma just passed away wtf is wrong with you you dumb fucking faggot
Albedo by yourfavoritechink May 9, 2021
albedo is the most hottest and sexiest alchemist alchemist on planet earth

albedo>you
person 1:look at how sexy albedo is he’s better looking than you

person2:...why did I even decide to be moots with you😐
sexxiestst mf alive. pela.s i mm . hed is so. everyoone pels make mor breeedign fanfics of ihjm. peklasd. thsi is th only reaosn im aliv.e. im /. albedo rerun when? when? WHEN MIHOYO? WHEN. I WILL SPEND ALL OF MY PARENTS LIFE SAVINGS FOR THIS MANN. PEKL.S. hhis handfs woudl loook good up my

thank you for coming to my ted tallk
person 1: "why are you so down bad for albedo??"
person 2: "why woulnt i be"
Albedo by froggiiy July 9, 2021
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
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A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
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Similar to TLDR
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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