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A F****** SIMP THAT TALKS ABOUT KAZUHA TOO MUCH...STOP THIS MADNESS

____.albedo.____ if you see this, xiao is better

___.albedo.___ by ___.xingqiu.___ June 18, 2021

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_.albedo._

kazuha simp. Hates xiao and is bully like really bully and ginger also loves tartagila

___.albedo.___: I lOvE kAzUhA cAn I sEe KaZuHa RuLe 34 PiCs?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

___.albedo.___ by ___.xingqiu.___ July 19, 2021

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albedo

the sexiest alchemist ever. also a caring shortie with a deep voice and luscious blonde hair. also, sadly someone who will never come home </3

holy shit you pulled albedo? ur now on my rob list

albedo by kurapika’s bff January 12, 2021

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Albedo

Blonde, gorgeous and sexy ass alchemist from Genshin Impact. Everytime he stretches his wrist after he uses his E skill is mmmmMmoohhh god mmyes. A victim of being written with some good ass breeding kink fics. (don't stop, please write more haha you're amazing)

Person 1: Albedo is such a genius. He could so easily create life out of thin air!
Me: He can create life inside of me if he wants to.

Albedo by Aneda May 8, 2021

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Albedo

The hottest most attractive being on the planet😫☝️. He is literally so hot everytime he's on screen I have the strongest urge to bust a nut. It's starting to become a problem with how attractive he is omg.

A: I want Albedo to step on me so badly
B:........ Your grandma just passed away wtf is wrong with you you dumb fucking faggot

Albedo by yourfavoritechink May 9, 2021

albedo

albedo is the most hottest and sexiest alchemist alchemist on planet earth

albedo>you

person 1:look at how sexy albedo is he’s better looking than you

person2:...why did I even decide to be moots with you😐

albedo by albedo sexy alchemist July 16, 2021

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sexxiestst mf alive. pela.s i mm . hed is so. everyoone pels make mor breeedign fanfics of ihjm. peklasd. thsi is th only reaosn im aliv.e. im /. albedo rerun when? when? WHEN MIHOYO? WHEN. I WILL SPEND ALL OF MY PARENTS LIFE SAVINGS FOR THIS MANN. PEKL.S. hhis handfs woudl loook good up my

thank you for coming to my ted tallk

person 1: "why are you so down bad for albedo??"
person 2: "why woulnt i be"

Albedo by froggiiy July 9, 2021

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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