Zwiep 

A game played by South African schoolchildren in which a coin is flipped and the winner may take something of the loser i.e. shoes, money, objects etc.

I'll zwiep you my watch for your shoe

Zwiep by wordpoii January 31, 2022

Döner ohne Zwiebel bestellen

The act of doing something incredibly dumb but succeeding in the end.

1: "You think I can fall down onto the pile trashbags and not die from this height?"

2: "I don't know man, I'm taking the safe route"

*1 proceeds to jump from a 80 meter high radio antenna onto a pile of trashbags and survive*

2: "1 tut grad einfach Döner ohne Zwiebel bestellen"

Döner ohne Zwiebel bestellen by mungryy December 29, 2020

Zwimpie 

Dutch slang word for someone that looks like a retard.

Person 1: Dude, did you see that guy?
Person 2: Yeah! He looks like a fucking Zwimpie

Pronunctiation: Sh-wim-pi

Zwimpie by KenzovanD_ April 6, 2019

Zwiener

Zwiener is of the German origin, it usually means your WIENER is huge.

Taylor has a huge wiener, thats why his name is Taylor Zwiener. But Colin Masters wiener is like 4 inches bigger.

Zwiener by abColinbig dick July 27, 2010

Zwoepert 

A piece of skin, generated by a very fat body, which became very skinny, so only the skin remaines. It is also very sweaty, eg dutch "zweterig", thats why it starts with zw.
The "oepert" part of the word is a abbreviation of the dutch word "poepert", which refers to the anus and buttocks area.
With this Zwoepert, one can swaffel objects.

Cecilia has a huge zwoepert. She always swaffelt everyone and everything with it.

Zwoepert by zwoeperteer January 12, 2010

zwieback 

A type of bun made by Mennonites which translates to "two-bake" from Low-German (Plautdietsch) because it is baked twice. If you try to put butter on one of these you will get the evil eye, as it has the butter baked in already. Jam is perfectly acceptable, however, and even expected. It is also acceptable to dunk them in coffee or to eat them with cheese/meat/pickles like a sandwich.

They have a funny shape which may remind you of a boob, a snowman without a head, a matryoshka doll or even your rotund little grandma.

Cousin 1: Dude your grandma's thicc af.
Cousin 2: Damn straight, she been eatin' those zwieback for days son. But dude, she's your grandma too.
Cousin 1: It's hard to keep track of whom I'm related to and in what way.

zwieback by PastaLass February 25, 2017

Zwiefelhofer 

Rhymes with quiefelhofer, means awesome, tall, and wonderful. Commonly shortened to be called "zwief", which then can be turned into "quief". Common in Northern Wisconsin. Realistically means onion farmer, but whatever.

That Jessy Zwiefelhofer is one tall awesome bitch!

Zwiefelhofer by zwiefie11 December 11, 2012