zwieback 

A type of bun made by Mennonites which translates to "two-bake" from Low-German (Plautdietsch) because it is baked twice. If you try to put butter on one of these you will get the evil eye, as it has the butter baked in already. Jam is perfectly acceptable, however, and even expected. It is also acceptable to dunk them in coffee or to eat them with cheese/meat/pickles like a sandwich.

They have a funny shape which may remind you of a boob, a snowman without a head, a matryoshka doll or even your rotund little grandma.

Cousin 1: Dude your grandma's thicc af.
Cousin 2: Damn straight, she been eatin' those zwieback for days son. But dude, she's your grandma too.
Cousin 1: It's hard to keep track of whom I'm related to and in what way.

zwieback by PastaLass February 25, 2017

Zweback 

A white German guy that has a ponytail that looks like a squirrel and has some stupid ass sayings along with a dog that has autism.

I saw a homeless guy and I told Ally that he looked like a Zweback!

Zweback by Autistic_Zebraz May 30, 2015

andrew zweiback 

a nerdy person who participates in every thing he could ever participate in

Person 1: i've done every single debate and math competition and science competition and im in student council !!!
Person 2: wow such an andrew zweiback

andrew zweiback by Eric Niu April 29, 2022