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Zonkookooladoku 

The Sussiest Baka you’ll ever meet, often has the smallest meat.

Easily confused with:
Zonfluvian
Zarchy
Zubus

Zagwoncher
That kid is such a zonkookooladoku. I can smell him from a mile away.
Zonkookooladoku by Applegobbler14 January 31, 2022
Related Words

zionkowski

Conveyance of the obvious or that which is not very effectively disguised.
The zionkowski principle has exposed the reality of those masked with transparent disguises. Busted!
zionkowski by tg_dg_NaAug December 16, 2007

zionkowski

A flowing ski formation which works best with large crowds or herds of skiers.
The Bolsher family is attempting a zionkowski maneuver down the mountain.
zionkowski by syags October 28, 2007
I feel zvonk
zvonk by Zvonk May 12, 2020
Someone who is definitely outside of the box
The guy arguing againt Brexit was definitely a zonko.
zonko by Mooseherder February 1, 2017
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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