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From the English "Zune-owner". Noun.
1. One who tries to be cool and fails miserably.
2. One who is friendless.
1. Aw, I love Jon but I wish he would stop trying to be cool; he's acting like a total zuner.
2. Jon's using his Zune to scan for other Zune-owners in the area; he's such a zuner.


**I want it to be known that this is all in fun. I don't actually have anything against Zunes...it's just that iPods are cooler :D
Zuner by AGirlNamedJen November 3, 2008
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OMG! Thank was zuner!
Zuner by SOFTBALLLL November 18, 2021
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Zuner • zunera • Zunerah • Zunerra • zune • Zoner • Zuned • Zuber • zuper • Zaner
Having ruined an otherwise great product with pointless restrictions and obvious concessions to third parties.
Microsoft really Zuned the Xbox One by region coding games and requiring an Internet connection in order for the console to check in every 24 hours.
Zuned by Mr_Shifty June 11, 2013

Zuercher 

Pretty much the most awesome people you will ever meet.

Coming from the land of Zurich, Switzerland, their ancestors came to the Americas because they felt as though Europe could no longer sustain their level of coolness, awesomeness, and intelligence.

As the years passed, the Zuerchers have evolved into what some would call "super humans" because of their extremely high levels of sex appeal, athleticism and all around awesomeness.
Wow, that girl is so awesome. She MUST be a Zuercher.

Damn, he's such a Zuercher; I'd fuck him right now.
Zuercher by gonimitz88 April 20, 2009
Zuera, coming from the noun zoeira, it's a brazilian slang. It implies being loud, laughing, joking, mocking - and specially fooling around and making fun of everything in life. The broader meaning is "having a good time", usually in a group.

Zuera is more commonly used in the expression "the zuera never ends", which, since there isn't an exact term for that work in English, can be translated as "the fun never ends". This expression has been more and morefrequently used by brazilians on the internet, becoming kind of a meme for brazilian folks.
Person 1: *does/says/sees something funny or foolish on the internet*
Person 1: "The zuera never ends."
zuera by ridingthestrals November 25, 2014

Zunealogically challenged

Being horrible at trying to operate a Zune. This term is usually applied to someone who uses Ipods a lot and can't figure out how to operate a Zune.
Girl: I can't figure out how to go back a screen on this Zune! There's no "Menu" button like on my Ipod!

Guy: You are so Zunealogically Challenged
Zunealogically challenged by Squeek32 December 13, 2009

[[[zuper blahq]]] 

[zuper blahq] is Will.i.am's alter ego for EDM House before he went electro. stylized as Zuper Blahq and pronounced "super black". will.i.am announced the creation of his balaclava-wearing alter ego Zuper Blahq, further stating that he wanted to create a full album as Zuper Blahq; he later abandoned this plan, making "I'm in the House" the only Zuper Blahq release.
I'm [Zuper Blahq] on that unique shit
So don't be blinkin', don't be sleepin'
I be, I be all mine
[[[zuper blahq]]] by I<3USO April 21, 2023
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