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When a man gets a soapy substance caught in his urethra and it hurts.

Pronunciation : Zay-ner

"Man this sucks i got a zaner this morning and it really hurts!"
Zaner by the_king July 28, 2008
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When a man gets a soapy substance caught in his urethra and it hurts.

Pronunciation : Zay-ner
"Man this sucks i got a zaner this morning and it really hurts!"
Zaner by the_king April 14, 2006
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(v.) To take a poop; to head to the bathroom for number two.
“Hold up, I’ll be right back — gotta go zaner real quick.”

“He missed the kickoff ’cause he was in the bathroom zane-ing for ten minutes.”
Zaner by TheEverGreener October 16, 2025

zaner misu 

A type of person that is undeniably zesty. Often accompanied with friendly hair, vegetarian shoes, and cute and gay clothes. Never more than 5'5" without Air Forces, typically have shaven body hair. Are easily attracted to light and can be seen wearing a snorkel mask in kiddie pools.
"Hey, look over there! That looks like a zaner misu. That's some friendly hair he has!"
zaner misu by native_playa December 3, 2022

shady zaner 

Verb: To perform a shady zaner ; to text your wife while you are mid-intercourse with your girlfriend
noun: To be a shady zaner: To be the guy who always has to cover for his infidelity while he is still inside the home wrecker
"you dumb bitch, you don't even know I'm giving you the shady zaner!"

" forget this, I ain't no shady zaner, go find someone you trust"
"you fucking lonely ass bastard, you wish you could give yo bitch a shady zaner, but you just never gonna be good enough to pull that shit off"

"dude the weirdest shit happened, my girl don't text me all day for 2 weeks then the minute I catch my side piece I gotta pull a shady zaner"

Caff Hughs-Zaner 

When, in the course of a devil's threeway, one man engages in anal sex with the woman while the other man vigorously licks both of her nipples.
"I hate how Max always gets the ass whenever we Caff Hughs-Zaner"
Caff Hughs-Zaner by Kevin Dangerous October 28, 2013

zander ermold

Slow super stud birthday boy that goes to governor mifflin. He runs cross country and is very slow and a super stud birthday boy.
Man youre a slow super stud birthday boy zander ermold!
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"My salad days,
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- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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