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To pull a Zuidberg: To search news in the depths of the internets, only on topics regarding penisses, women, strange and weird news, and fabricate it "zuidberg style" into news for the public.
Zuidberg' enourmous vocabulary knowledge and sheer genius lets him create words as "strapatsen" "publiekstrekker" "klavotz" and the all time favourite: "Klabanus"
Zuidberg by w00die April 11, 2010
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Zoidberger 

Synonym for God.
Unrelated to Dr. Zoidberg from Futurama.
I love Zoidberger, he is so amazing.
Zoidberger by ship_fan June 15, 2021

Dr. Zoidberg 

The Lobster-man from Futurama; The funniest character on that show.
"Life was bad, but now its good. Forever!"
Dr. Zoidberg by Noah May 23, 2003

Zoidberg 

Despite being the 'unpopular' character in the series, Dr. John Zoidberg is one of the most popular characters of the hilarious show Futurama, known for his voracious appetite, strange mating rituals, and complete ineptitude at dealing with human patients. Speaking of which, he's not human; he's a giant lobster. Who wears sandals. Is also known for his famous "w00p w00p w00p w00p" noise he makes when running away from danger. Loved by fans of the show, hated by the characters (For being lazy, disgusting and glutenous). Second only to Bender in hilarity.
(Planet Express has been blown back through time to the 1950s, the site of Roswell Air base, and Zoidberg has been captured by army recruits and is being interrogated by President Truman)
Truman: "If you come in peace, surrender or be destroyed. If y'here to make war, *we* surrender."
Zoidberg: "Both good... the important thing is; I’m meeting new people."
President Truman: "Bush-wah! Now, what’s your mission? Are you planning to make some alien/human hybrid?"
Zoidberg: "Are you coming onto me?!"
President Truman: "Hot crackers! I take exception to that!"
Zoidberg: "I'm not hearing a no..."
Zoidberg by Alhadis July 29, 2008

Dr. Zoidberg 

The loveable character on futrama that everyone loves to hate.
I feel like Dr. Zoidberg sometimes, I think I should get an ink bladder put in for protection.
Dr. Zoidberg by Doh Nuts 13 September 14, 2004

Zoidberg Party 

A Zoidberg party is any event that you organize where the only person to show up is yourself.
I tried to put on a seminar about ethical research and it turned out to be a total zoidberg party
Zoidberg Party by RAAN96 August 19, 2008

Zoidberg 

Dr. John Zoidberg on the show Futurama. He is the Planet Express doctor. He likes acceptance and scavenging. He hates love rivals and invertebrates. He's a crustacean.
Zoidberg: What do I smell or something? sniffs armpit sighs
Zoidberg by hhhh November 11, 2003
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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