zoidberg

A charactor on futurama, considered by some a od and is in my opinion the best charactor ever!

Hermes: " your getting as jumpy as much as zoidberg does when you mention food!"

Zoidberg: What?? *looks around suspiciously* food?"

by superraiden0 February 08, 2006

zoidberg

When a females pussy is so shot out that her pussy lips dangle like the mouth of futureamas Dr. Zoidberg.

Yo homie see that broad over there
Yeah
I hit that shit last night
Eww mafucka I hope you wore a Jimmy she a zoidberg

by ghostofmyformerself July 05, 2015

zoidberg

When you're eating Ramen noodles after blowing on them to cool them off. Once you get tehm half in your mouth you realise that the bottom of the noodles is still far too hot so you leave them dangling from your mouth.

Julian pulled a zoidberg the other night.

by Brian Gaylor February 08, 2006

zoidberg

The art of while getting a blowjob Grab both of the persons hands in a pincer like position wiggle your cock in there mouth so the sound that comes out should be Wobwobwobwobwob....

I was gettin a blowjob last night and i gave her the old zoidberg...

by lovelymissy March 06, 2012

Zoidberger

Synonym for God.
Unrelated to Dr. Zoidberg from Futurama.

I love Zoidberger, he is so amazing.

by ship_fan June 15, 2021

Zoidberg

Despite being the 'unpopular' character in the series, Dr. John Zoidberg is one of the most popular characters of the hilarious show Futurama, known for his voracious appetite, strange mating rituals, and complete ineptitude at dealing with human patients. Speaking of which, he's not human; he's a giant lobster. Who wears sandals. Is also known for his famous "w00p w00p w00p w00p" noise he makes when running away from danger. Loved by fans of the show, hated by the characters (For being lazy, disgusting and glutenous). Second only to Bender in hilarity.

(Planet Express has been blown back through time to the 1950s, the site of Roswell Air base, and Zoidberg has been captured by army recruits and is being interrogated by President Truman)
Truman: "If you come in peace, surrender or be destroyed. If y'here to make war, *we* surrender."
Zoidberg: "Both good... the important thing is; I’m meeting new people."
President Truman: "Bush-wah! Now, what’s your mission? Are you planning to make some alien/human hybrid?"
Zoidberg: "Are you coming onto me?!"
President Truman: "Hot crackers! I take exception to that!"
Zoidberg: "I'm not hearing a no..."

by Alhadis April 06, 2006

Zoidberg

Dr. John Zoidberg on the show Futurama. He is the Planet Express doctor. He likes acceptance and scavenging. He hates love rivals and invertebrates. He's a crustacean.

Zoidberg: What do I smell or something? sniffs armpit sighs

by hhhh November 11, 2003