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Zoidbergism 

The occurrence of reading a word of phrase in the voice of another. From the popular television series Futurama character, Dr Zoidberg.
Zoidbergism Example #1: "Some say he naturally faces magnetic north, and that all of his legs are hydraulic... all we know is, he's called the Stig." (Read in Jeremy Clarkson's voice)

Zoidbergism Example #2: "I don't want to live on this planet any more." (Read in Prof. Farnsworth's voice)
Zoidbergism by keto4life April 1, 2012
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Zoidberging 

The act of walking up to someone (preferably a woman or large man), holding your hands like claws and pinching their nipples. After this is accomplished the person then must scuttle away while shouting 'wobobobobob' alá Futurama's Dr. Zoidberg.
Mary: Oh hello Stan...WHAT THE! OWW! MY NIPPLES!
Stan: Wobobobobob!
Mary: Stop Zoidberging people Stan!

Zoidberging 

After obtaining a critical sunburn, taking off your shirt and running sideways across a room with great speed while making rediculous noises.
John started Zoidberging last night at rebeccas beach house. it was hillarious
Zoidberging by BigBuckProductions August 15, 2010

Zoidberging 

When someone makes Dr. Zoidberg's signature sound effect out of context in order to get people to pay attention to them.
Christian: So Alex, what are you up to this weekend?
Ted: Wobobobobob!
Christian: Damn it Ted, stop zoidberging!
Zoidberging by Wombatish July 7, 2010
The rounded bulges of flesh that protrude around a bra or bikini top, typically caused by wearing a garment that is too tight. Inspired by the carapace of Dr. John Zoidberg M.D., as occasionally seen on the television show Futurama.
Look at the zoidbergs on her, she needs to drop a few pounds or get a new bikini.
zoidbergs by Toxin August 17, 2007

Zoidburgism

The one true religion about our lord and savior zoidburg
I'm a fallower of zoidburgism
Zoidburgism by Space taco May 16, 2018

zoidberging 

The act of scuttling sideways like Dr Zoidberg while making a Whoopwhoopwhoopwhooopwhoop sound, OR the act of eating food in the manner of Dr Zoidberg.
Dr zoidberg was zoidberging while zoidberging.
zoidberging by poorsillyfitz July 28, 2015
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