Zubé 

To be jinxed, the ULTIMATE jinx, i. e. In a game of pool, darts, farkle, sports, badminton, or anything else you can be jinxed in

That guy just zubéd you while you were throwing your darts, your screwed

Zubé by Yade August 10, 2015

Zube 

A 'Zube' is species of polykete worm that lives exclusively in the nostrils of french actor Gérard Depardieu. The worms measure 2" in length, and are a deep purple with bioluminous orange hairs surrounding each end. When startled, these worms will emit a strong electromagnetic pulse that will disable any enemy critical infrastructure computer systems, leaving them prone for attack. When Gérard Depardieu retires for the night, the worms are known to leave the comfort of their nostril home, and go to work at seedy local nightspots as strippers.

'By george, those zubes are a troublesome bunch of crazed pestilence.'
'Oi you, Zube - give us a lapdance, luv!'

Zube by idiot pie October 17, 2008

zube 

A 'Zube' is species of polykete worm that lives exclusively in the nostrils of french actor Gérard Depardieu. The worms measure 2" in length, and are a deep purple with bioluminous orange hairs surrounding each end. When startled, these worms will emit a strong electromagnetic pulse that will disable any enemy critical infrastructure computer systems, leaving them prone for attack. When Gérard Depardieu retires for the night, the worms are known to leave the comfort of their nostril home, and go to work at seedy local nightspots as strippers.

'By george, those zubes are a troublesome bunch of crazed pestilence.'
'Oi you, Zube - give us a lapdance, luv!'

zube by idiotpolice January 19, 2009

zube 

A sweaty geeshmonkey, unclean, in need of an ablution. A person who can smell their own nuts.

Dude, don't talk to that zube - You'll catch his hiv.

zube by spazola October 31, 2003

Zube 

When one takes ALL of the free items at a particular location

Damn he really pulled a zube there, took every single one of the sauce packets at that Taco Bell.

Zube by Zubermeister June 19, 2023

Zube 

Slang term for a man's penis.

Man I gotta piss so bad my zube is gonna explode! (Zube rhymes with lube)

Zube by The Macho Man December 29, 2013

zube tube 

a cardboard toilet paper or paper towel tube stuffed with dryer sheets - through which the byproduct smoke from lighting parts of the Cannabis Sativa plant can be exhaled. the telltale odour of said narcotic is thus converted into the pleasant smell of spring meadows, or ocean breeze.

"hey brosef, you wanna set me up with the zube tube?"
"that bitch came over and asked for his zube tube back."

zube tube by str8upG November 19, 2006