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Adj; One who falls for others (male or female) even if none of the affection can be reciprocated
Antonym: Asexual

She is so Zsexual
by Meganzoe May 29, 2017
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1. acronym for Laugh Out Loud + sob -- an expression for something that makes you lol and cry at the same time.

2. acronym for Laugh Out Loud, Son of a Bitch. An expression of bitter anger over something funny.
That fatal clown car accident made me lolsob-- clown cars are funny but my best friend was driving.
by duenna9 October 12, 2009
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Two shrieks love eachother very much three minutes later baby ogre is born.
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Someone that is not attracted to anything, be it man or woman. Emos often claim to be zsexual, though are most likely lying.
Straight Friend: Hey, check out that hot chick over there!
Zsexual: I'm not interested in girls...
Gay Friend: Then what about that cute guy?
Zsexual: I don't like guys either.
by Anon.e.mouse September 17, 2006
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