Adj; One who falls for others (male or female) even if none of the affection can be reciprocated

1. acronym for Laugh Out Loud + sob -- an expression for something that makes you lol and cry at the same time.

2. acronym for Laugh Out Loud, Son of a Bitch. An expression of bitter anger over something funny.

Two shrieks love eachother very much three minutes later baby ogre is born.

Someone that is not attracted to anything, be it man or woman. Emos often claim to be zsexual, though are most likely lying.