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Someone that is not attracted to anything, be it man or woman. Emos often claim to be zsexual, though are most likely lying.
Straight Friend: Hey, check out that hot chick over there!
Zsexual: I'm not interested in girls...
Gay Friend: Then what about that cute guy?
Zsexual: I don't like guys either.
zsexual by Anon.e.mouse September 17, 2006
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Two shrieks love eachother very much three minutes later baby ogre is born.
Wtf is zsexual?
Zsexual by Mr.toxik September 18, 2018

zasexual 

in love with risa and risa only
i am zasexual
zasexual by @miguellliii September 22, 2021

zasexual 

attracted to tamza and tamza only
i am zasexual she is so pretty
zasexual by @miguellliii September 24, 2021

zexual energy

Sexual energy that has been converted, through zen and mental control, to productive forces.
I decided to stop obsessing over Ashley. Now with all my zexual energy I will start a company!!
zexual energy by Adel7 June 2, 2011
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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
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