Definitions by Anon.e.mouse

zsexual 

Someone that is not attracted to anything, be it man or woman. Emos often claim to be zsexual, though are most likely lying.

Straight Friend: Hey, check out that hot chick over there!
Zsexual: I'm not interested in girls...
Gay Friend: Then what about that cute guy?
Zsexual: I don't like guys either.

zsexual by Anon.e.mouse September 17, 2006