Zoozez

It is the name of the best video gamer of all time. He is so good that he needs to suffer from lag to nerf himself or else it won't be fair for everybody.
It originates from the word "noodles" and a child's game where you replace every consonant with the letter "Z".

You: OMG Zoozez! Please stop lagging.
Zoozez: Stfu, I never lag.

by Zoozez December 29, 2021

Zooze

To drink with friends over Zoom video.

A concatenation of zoom and booze.

Hey let’s do a virtual HH and zooze tonight.

by littlepigs May 1, 2020

zoozer

One who is constantly worrying about everything to the point where they are always seeing the bad side of everything. While worrying often repeats himself over and over again.

He is such a zoozer! He is always talking about what if he doesn't get the job ad what would happen as a result, to distraction!

by The Deck ER February 11, 2018

Zoozed

When you're halfway between zooted and blazed.

Dog I can't move I'm zoozed as hell.

by Sir Shmix-A-Lot August 8, 2020

zooezy_

best twitch streamer and horror game expert.

you know that twitch stream zooezy_ they are amazing at horror games.

by zooezy_ May 23, 2022