Zoomerese 

Aaron Clarey's definition for Zoomer Slang.

"Sorry I don't understand Zoomerese" - Aaron Clarey.

Zoomerese by TheHeroKing April 22, 2023

Zoomers 

Members of Generation Z (compare Boomers).

These zoomers are showing talent at a much younger age.

Zoomers by Adq November 5, 2017

Zoomers to Boomers 

A group of hard working teens (zoomers) who deliver groceries to the elderly and immunocompromised (boomers) during the COVID-19 outbreak.

Dorothy, please have Zoomers to Boomers deliver our groceries today.
Zoomers to Boomers just dropped off organic and local produce with no delivery fee!

Zoomers to Boomers by SantaBarbaraNews April 3, 2020

zoomeris 

a kid whose eyesight is bad so he has to zoom to see stuff clearly

oh you see talutis is zooming again, he is such a zoomeris!

zoomeris by destroyer3911 November 24, 2021

zoomers 

A Slang term for Shrooms/Mushhrooms

zoomers by Intention May 24, 2003

zoomers 

word for magic mushrooms

last night i got all ripped on zoomers

zoomers by colin November 20, 2003

A zoomers ransom 

Derivative of "a king's ransom".

A zoomer's ransom is an amount of money which surpasses the normal value of an object due to the perceived value by a zoomer.

The correct value is unknown to a zoomer due to not having an accurate historical context because of their age. A Millennial might knows that the "Duck Hunt Super Mario" for NES is worthless due to experience (seeing several copies in pawn shops for a penny circa 2003 for example) a Zoomer thinks this item is valuable and is willing to pay a Zoomer's ransom for it (for example $50). Their perception is created by Retro Gaming YouTubers and other con artists (also known as reseller scum).

"I could get a zoomer's ransom for that damaged copy of Majora's Mask"

"Oh no, AVGN just did another video about the Dreamcast. It's going to cost a Zoomer's ransom for one now!"

"I paid a zoomers ransom for this copy of Contra on NES. This shouldn't have be more than $10!"

A zoomers ransom by Frenchpet July 9, 2020