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I found out he was a zoofie when he was fucking my cat.
Zoofie by beyouex April 4, 2017
Related Words
Zoofie • zoofy • zoomie • zoobie • zoobies • zootie • zookie • zoozie • Zoonie • zootiez
When you dog runs around the house like crazy jumping on the couch, running up and down the stairs, and all over the house. It usually ends with them falling to the floor, panting like crazy and taking a nap.
Fritz got the zoomies today and wore himself out.
zoomies by LuvJR September 3, 2007
A Zootiez can be referred to as an extremely dank strain of Marijuana typically consumed while in bed with a sexual partner
ex. “Puffin on zootiez and she calling me daddy” - Future
zootiez by sean wilson April 28, 2022
Another word for a hash and weed mixed joint. Mix of the words doobie and zoot.
Yo don't hog dat zoobie bruv, pass dat shit
Zoobie by Blemstick July 28, 2017

zoomie zoomie 

A drinking game involving a group of people (preferrably in a circle, or other circular shape) who clap in unison and chant the song, "fuck me, everybody let's play zoomie zoomie.. zoomie zoomaay, zoomie zoomaay, zoomie zoomaay, zoomie zoomaay". Everyone is given a number, from one to however many players there are. Once the last "zoomie zoomaay" is sung, Player 1, in time with the clapping, chants, for example, "one one, four four!". Still in time with the music, Player 4 must recognize that his/her number had been called, and do the same. Ex: "four four, nine nine!". Player 9 would go next, and so forth. The first person to mess up has to drink, and the game starts again with the song.
Warning: advised to play in only in secluded areas, as the singing/chanting of "zoomie zoomie" will become quite loud.
zoomie zoomie by S.T.D. July 24, 2007
Def. 1:) Slang term for a 'wild one' or a very independent person

Def. 2:) someone that keeps it one hunna all the time
Guy 1: Aye, man, ain't Isaiah a crazy-ass dude?

Guy 2: Yeah, dawg, he's a real Zoovier
Zoovier by MagicalMike187 August 22, 2016
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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