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Zoocumber 

Inserting a zucchini and a cucumber in a double penetration fashion with or without lube. Non lube participants are whores which are respected as such in a much higher manor for not being a little bitch.
On a lonely Saturday I got tired of the old vibrator and decided to give myself a zoocumber and it was amazing. Looks like I dont need to keep buying batteries...
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A person with both zoomer and boomer qualities.
He says student parties are cringe, while at the same time, he's vaping. He's such a zoomber
Zoomber by najnin February 8, 2022
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poocumber 

A really, really, really large poo.
Boy, that poocumber hurt on the way out!
poocumber by afrodude June 23, 2006

poocumber 

a large woman's dildo.
Bertha kept her poocumber under the couch coushion.
poocumber by A.Lee.Ass May 4, 2011

Zoomberfot 

Andrew has a Zoomberfot
Zoomberfot by NateJake September 28, 2008

Zoomberfot 

Andrew has a Zoomberfot.
Zoomberfot by NateeJake September 28, 2008

poocumber 

A crap so big it looks like a cucumber. Doesn't necessarily have to be green.
I just took the biggest dump in your mom's bathroom, man. We're talking one poocumber after another!
poocumber by dpaulbarrett1 January 6, 2010