Zoocumber

Inserting a zucchini and a cucumber in a double penetration fashion with or without lube. Non lube participants are whores which are respected as such in a much higher manor for not being a little bitch.

On a lonely Saturday I got tired of the old vibrator and decided to give myself a zoocumber and it was amazing. Looks like I dont need to keep buying batteries...

by Place pseudonym here July 7, 2018

Zoomber

A person with both zoomer and boomer qualities.

He says student parties are cringe, while at the same time, he's vaping. He's such a zoomber

by najnin February 8, 2022

poocumber

A really, really, really large poo.

Boy, that poocumber hurt on the way out!

by afrodude June 23, 2006

poocumber

a large woman's dildo.

Bertha kept her poocumber under the couch coushion.

by A.Lee.Ass May 4, 2011

Zoomberfot

An uncircumcised penis.

Andrew has a Zoomberfot

by NateJake September 28, 2008

Zoomberfot

an uncircumcised choad.

Andrew has a Zoomberfot.

by NateeJake September 28, 2008

poocumber

A crap so big it looks like a cucumber. Doesn't necessarily have to be green.

I just took the biggest dump in your mom's bathroom, man. We're talking one poocumber after another!

by dpaulbarrett1 January 6, 2010