zuccumber

A cross between a zucchini and a cucumber

I might make a zuccumber salad for lunch

by iiliamz July 26, 2023

Zuccerberg sneeze

A sex move wherin one person wraps their lips around the other person's nose, followed by the second person sneezing into the first person's mouth. The first person then sucks the dick of the second person with the snot still in their mouth

My girlfriend wanted to give me a zuccerberg sneeze

by Homiesexuality March 20, 2018

Zuccerberg

(Verb) - to have something good and then ruin it to the point of it not being fixable

(Noun) - something that was once good but is now beyond useless

(Adjective) - all the way broken

It’s probably your fault this happened...

Sam: “Dude, I can’t beleive that you own Apple!”
John: “It only cost me my retirement saving! And I even burned down the headquarters! The secretary bet me 50$ that I wouldn’t do it.”
Sam: “You’re such a Zuccerberg. That’s the most Zuccerberg thing you could ever do. Why’d you Zuccerberg the company like that?John: *goes to court for arson charges
John: *looks like a naked mole rat in all pictures of him in court*

by Bombarding September 27, 2018

alex zuccerberg

he giv the big succ extra gey

alx is right nuw gib sug alex zuccerberg

by 8g 8varuiauih giuaraw1zwqzw1z1 November 19, 2018

zuccaberg

A very sleezy lizard man. sssssss /_\

Guy 1: That man is a real zuccaberg.
Guy 2: yes most definitely.
Zuccaberg himself: New face filters on instagram today.

by Liken December 4, 2017

Slimy cuccumber

When someone with a rather warty penis lubes up and enters deep into a blue waffle.

I slipped sarah the slimy cuccumber last night

by CptWondertoes August 24, 2017

Zoocumber

Inserting a zucchini and a cucumber in a double penetration fashion with or without lube. Non lube participants are whores which are respected as such in a much higher manor for not being a little bitch.

On a lonely Saturday I got tired of the old vibrator and decided to give myself a zoocumber and it was amazing. Looks like I dont need to keep buying batteries...

by Place pseudonym here July 7, 2018