doocumber

A turd (or shit) the size and shape of a cucumber.

I ate lots of stirfry and shat the biggest doocumber ever.

by mardanlin October 29, 2010

poocumber

A really, really, really large poo.

Boy, that poocumber hurt on the way out!

by afrodude June 23, 2006

#DOScember

#DOScember is a YouTube celebration relating to MS-DOS.and computers that run it or DOS-related videos.
#DOScember takes place in the month of December. YouTubers who participate in it include Adrian's Digital Basement , Jan Beta , and RetroSpector78.

#DOScember 2020 was full of amazing content

by appleiphone4c January 4, 2021

poocumber

a large woman's dildo.

Bertha kept her poocumber under the couch coushion.

by A.Lee.Ass May 4, 2011

doochberry

a person who is extremly nerdy and retarded

You stop acting like a "doochberry"

by =] duhh duhh February 14, 2009

poocumber

A crap so big it looks like a cucumber. Doesn't necessarily have to be green.

I just took the biggest dump in your mom's bathroom, man. We're talking one poocumber after another!

by dpaulbarrett1 January 6, 2010

Poocumber

A long fat green turd. Usually found after a heavy night on herbal spirits (jagger bombs, etc.)

Ah mate…that was a heavy night on the bombs…I think I just did a poocumber!

by H3FTI January 8, 2013