doocumber 

A turd (or shit) the size and shape of a cucumber.

I ate lots of stirfry and shat the biggest doocumber ever.

doocumber by mardanlin October 29, 2010

poocumber 

A really, really, really large poo.

Boy, that poocumber hurt on the way out!

poocumber by afrodude June 23, 2006

poocumber 

a large woman's dildo.

Bertha kept her poocumber under the couch coushion.

poocumber by A.Lee.Ass May 4, 2011

doochberry 

a person who is extremly nerdy and retarded

You stop acting like a "doochberry"

doochberry by =] duhh duhh February 14, 2009

poocumber 

A crap so big it looks like a cucumber. Doesn't necessarily have to be green.

I just took the biggest dump in your mom's bathroom, man. We're talking one poocumber after another!

poocumber by dpaulbarrett1 January 6, 2010

Poocumber 

A long fat green turd. Usually found after a heavy night on herbal spirits (jagger bombs, etc.)

Ah mate…that was a heavy night on the bombs…I think I just did a poocumber!

Poocumber by H3FTI January 8, 2013

Documercial 

A commercial (or info-mercial) disguised as a legitimate documentary.

Apple has announced the release of their newest documercial, "Steve Jobs - The Story Behind The Greatest Living Organism In The Universe".

Documercial by Daniswired February 15, 2013