Zonclered 

When you hit someone so hard, they start speaking gibberish.

"One haymaker and he was zonclered!"

Zonclered by dad24rw3esffsd September 8, 2025

Zonkered 

The state of a slight disruption from the consumption of drugs however not to the point of being high.

"Yo man, are you sure you can drive?" "Yeah dude! I'm only a little zonkered tonight."

"Buzzed is to drunk as zonkered is to high."

Zonkered by wwb00 May 14, 2017

zonkered 

very drunk to the point of black-out

That guy lying in the gutter must zonkered, you can smell the drink a mile off!

zonkered by Simon Eustice November 5, 2005