Sleep pattern: Zolove's usually get 13/14 hours of sleep daily. Hates exorcise Will hate you for the rest of the day if you wake her up. You are very lucky if you spot a Zolove in the day time, she is most likely hidden away in her lair.
Diet: You may feed Zolove's old Cheetos, Doritos, Pizza roles, and ramen noodles.
personality: Zoloves can be humorous at times. Should be kept away from dangerous objects due to her curiosity. Do NOT bother the Zolove if she seems even a bit angry, for your own safety. She is a solitary being and should not be placed with other homosapien, she might go into a state of panic. Zolove's are very territorial do not touch her stuff.
Diet: You may feed Zolove's old Cheetos, Doritos, Pizza roles, and ramen noodles.
personality: Zoloves can be humorous at times. Should be kept away from dangerous objects due to her curiosity. Do NOT bother the Zolove if she seems even a bit angry, for your own safety. She is a solitary being and should not be placed with other homosapien, she might go into a state of panic. Zolove's are very territorial do not touch her stuff.
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-Zolove "I'm just a simple bunny trying to make my way in the universe."
-Zolove "I'm just a simple bunny trying to make my way in the universe."
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These when encountered in the wild should be avoided. They can be highly smug and have a pungent clam smell.
Often times after ingesting food will regurgitate and whine about their tummy’s.
These when encountered in the wild should be avoided. They can be highly smug and have a pungent clam smell.
Often times after ingesting food will regurgitate and whine about their tummy’s.
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It should be pronounced with a strong German accent like "Zh-o-ll-va-ri-n".
It can be used as a long and shady alternative to the famous alphabet 'E' or simply a response to almost everything and anything, the best way to start a conversation. If said physically, the person can make a shrug posture.
It should be pronounced with a strong German accent like "Zh-o-ll-va-ri-n".
It can be used as a long and shady alternative to the famous alphabet 'E' or simply a response to almost everything and anything, the best way to start a conversation. If said physically, the person can make a shrug posture.
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