Zolove 

Sleep pattern: Zolove's usually get 13/14 hours of sleep daily. Hates exorcise Will hate you for the rest of the day if you wake her up. You are very lucky if you spot a Zolove in the day time, she is most likely hidden away in her lair.

Diet: You may feed Zolove's old Cheetos, Doritos, Pizza roles, and ramen noodles.

personality: Zoloves can be humorous at times. Should be kept away from dangerous objects due to her curiosity. Do NOT bother the Zolove if she seems even a bit angry, for your own safety. She is a solitary being and should not be placed with other homosapien, she might go into a state of panic. Zolove's are very territorial do not touch her stuff.

-Zolove "Were minors Argus..."
-Zolove "I'm just a simple bunny trying to make my way in the universe."

Zolove by Alian 1346 November 3, 2021

Zolved 

To solve a problem by using the Internet.

Puny Human: ohhh snap this screw is stripped WTF do I do?

Jesus Christ: no problem mere mortal I saw an article on lifehacker.com showing how to remove a stripped screw using a rubber band over the tip of your screwdriver!

Puny Human: freaking sweet that worked. Thanks Jesus!

Jesus Christ: Problem ZOLVED!!!!

Zolved by Thompsonlive April 30, 2011

zollver

When you combine Zak with Oliver thus making zollver.

These when encountered in the wild should be avoided. They can be highly smug and have a pungent clam smell.

Often times after ingesting food will regurgitate and whine about their tummy’s.

Wow,watch out there is a zollver over there.

I know I smell the clams.

zollver by Marshall tucker October 18, 2021

zmlover_ 

A person who has no taste (ie doesn’t like the song only angel)

Zmlover_ has no taste.

Oh No does He have covid ?

No, they just don’t like only angel

zmlover_ by ashton.eats.rocks August 22, 2021

zollverin 

Originally derived from Zollverein which was a term used centuries ago which has absolutely nothing to do with this word in 21st century.

It should be pronounced with a strong German accent like "Zh-o-ll-va-ri-n".

It can be used as a long and shady alternative to the famous alphabet 'E' or simply a response to almost everything and anything, the best way to start a conversation. If said physically, the person can make a shrug posture.

Person 1: Hey our result was just released!
Person 2: Zollverin

zollverin by that zollverin guy September 24, 2021

zmlover_ 

the coolest and most awesomest person/fan account actually ever

“zmlover_ is better than you”

zmlover_ by jayshavingtoomuchfun August 22, 2021

Zilove 

Similar to one or one love Zilove is used at the end of a conversation. It’s used to show love and appreciation for the other person, and humanity as a whole.

Person 1: I’ll catch you later, Zilove.
Person 2: Zilove.

Zilove by NDixon67 May 20, 2020