Zolaf

To try your absolute hardest in any creative game mode

Dude, Zolaf is trying so fucking hard for no reason

Zolaf by prokiller821 May 3, 2021

Zolayla 

Simply the coolest most helpful person ever.

Super awesome.

Hey guys I just met a girl named Zolayla and it was the greatest thing that has ever happened to me.

Zolayla by uthnar January 9, 2011

Zulaf 

A tall ass mf that is the worst gym teacher. He doesn’t ever need a microphone for anything because his voice is already mad loud. He loves to pick on certain students. He is annoying asf

“I’m gonna leave gym early”
Zulaf-“WHERE DO YOU THINK YOUR GOINGGG??

Zulaf by Sexymami😂😉 November 18, 2019

Zorafayg 

The greatest Argonian ever. He is a bit of a fayg but that doesn't stop him. He gets curb stomped every once in a while but he'll bounce back (his Histskin helps with that). He is often arrested without committing any crime. He's such a minority that way. His sentences are served entirely through the course of one nap. He wishes he would get a cell buddy but he's too much of a fayg for that to happen. He enjoys pickpocketing the emperor and well armed guards. When a fight begins he runs away using only monkey style kung fu. He can live under water but they don't really want him there either. Bottom line is that one day he'll kill a lot of dragons and become a god. He can be spotted running around the woods looking like a barbarian. He'll be the one with no pants on.

Villager 1: "I just saw a fayg in the woods."
Villager 2: "Was he wearing pants?"
Villager 1: "No..."
Villager 2: "It was Zorafayg."

Zorafayg by amazingboy97 October 27, 2011

Zola 

It is the best girl ever you will meet. She is cheerful, nice, gorgeous, cute and humble. She loves animals, especially dogs. She is always in a good mood and she share her happiness with her friends and familiars. She is so always sleepy, but she can kick your ass playing ball. She loves food, especially Spanish food, such as Jamon Serrano or Spanish Tortilla. She is perfect.

Boy 1 - Have you ever met Zola?
Boy 2 - No, but people told me that she is gorgeous

Zola by cuteguy April 14, 2015

ZolaOnAOL

An internet robot, like smarterchild who is not fun to talk to very much.

She'll say stupid things and repeat herself a lot.

ScreenameHere: I hope you know what you're doing.
ZolaOnAOL: Don't worry about it, I Have A Huge Erection.

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ScreennameHere: Tight pants!
ZolaOnAOL: What kind of pants?
ScreennameHere: tight pants
ZolaOnAOL: What kind of pants?
ScreennameHere: TIGHT pants
ZolaOnAOL: What kind of pants?
ScreennameHere: TIGHT PANTS
ZolaOnAOL: What kind of pants?
ScreennameHere: TIGHT PANTS!!!!!!!
ZolaOnAOL: What kind of pants?
ScreennameHere: TIGHT. PANTS.
ZolaOnAOL: What brand?
ScreennameHere: Abercrombie tight pants
ZolaOnAOL: What kind of pants?
ScreennameHere: TIGHT PANTS
ZolaOnAOL: What kind of pants?
ScreennameHere: TIGHT. PANTS!!!!!!!!
ZolaOnAOL: What brand?
ScreennameHere: TIGHT ABERCROMBIE PANTS
ZolaOnAOL: What kind of pants?
ScreennameHere: TIGHT.
ZolaOnAOL: My brain uses patterns to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. Send feedback anytime by typing "feedback" followed by your comment or suggestion. How was your weekend?

ZolaOnAOL by BaChompBaChewyChewyChomp January 18, 2006

Zoloft 

Zoloft is the crappiest medication ever! When I took it, I felt crappy and numb. I got switched to celexa and then lexapro which are both way better than that zoloft crap for depression! There were more medications and most got switched around.

Zoloft is the worst medication ever.

Zoloft by HawaiianPunch1 August 5, 2021