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Definitions by WellSpankMyTaint

Fapathong 

The fapathong is a sexual act in which you wear a thong while having an automatic masturbation device active on your genitalia for 6 or more hours
p1: do you wanna hang out today?
P2: no thanks I’m participating in a fapathong today
Fapathong by WellSpankMyTaint October 9, 2025

Zoinkling 

The act of jerking off while having multiple objects inside your ass hole and a rubber band around your balls
Yea dude my balls and my ass hole are sore because I was zoinkling last night
Zoinkling by WellSpankMyTaint March 6, 2025