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1) a cover up curse word.
2) a describing word.
3) a word to say when you don't know the word you want to say.
4) another name for jizz.
1) "that motha zoichin zoich kisser! you can suck my zoich!"
2) "dude, that new game is the zoich"
3) "yo, yo mamma soooo fat that she......... zoiched?"
4) "man, i nearly zoiched in my pants after saring at this hot chick in my french class."
Zoich by cherblerbfert December 10, 2010
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When something is insanely good. Or extremely awesome.
Damn that car is zouch.
Yo look at that girl she is so zouch.

Dinner last night was zouch for real.
Zouch by Zouch.Creator August 10, 2019
Related Words
Zoich • zorch • zichen • zoach • zooch • zorched • zouch • Zoch • Zocha • zoochie

SPŠE Zochova

A drinking school with an engineering problem.
Ever heard of SPŠE Zochova 9 ? Yea it's a

A drinking school with an engineering problem.
Zichong is very smart and especially good at math. He thinks very logically and often does not know how to express his feelings. He is more of a lone wolf, but can be very caring and sweet once you know him better.
A: I met a Zichong today!

B: Oh, he is that super smart guy, isn't he?
Zichong by sunshine4you September 14, 2020

Zorch Crystal

See bodaggit, pieces of left over toilet paper from yesterday's crap. Often discovered when wiping one's ass while crapping the next day.
Dude, I had so many zorch crystals in my ass crack yesterday. It was from the cheap toilet paper I used at school yesterday.
Zorch Crystal by zorcher June 13, 2009
A person or group of people with a strong love for polka music, polish sausage and cheap beer.
"Did you see that zoucha last night? He was the most polish person I've ever seen."
Zoucha by ztders February 14, 2010
Another way of saying Bizotch, which is another way of saying Bitch. Zotch is less offensive form of Bizotch, and can be used in casual conversation.
Jessica : Hey you!
Me : Whaddup zotch, hows it goin?
Jessica : Pretty good..
Zotch by Virendar August 1, 2010
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