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A bad ass mother who don’t take no shit from nobody! Will never turn down a chance to party. He will also keep the party going for days
Tim- text- yo what up

Larry-text- nothing still at zooch’s
Tim-text - that bad ass mother that party started 3 days ago
Zooch by It’s not just a name September 8, 2018
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A person who forcefully eats out random, innocent people's butt hole against their own will.
Tim: "Be careful walking home man, I heard zoochers have been hiding around here at night."

Billy: "There's no way I'm letting a zooch get this ass. I heard Old man Jenkins got zooched in an alley last week."
Zooch by ZoochLover101 April 29, 2013
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the place between your chin and your shoulder. a good place for someone to lay their head.

We cuddled and she laid her head in my zooch.
zooch by lovelylauren January 12, 2008
"Zooch... how you been?"
"Zooch... what's new?"
zooch by wedoitforphun May 16, 2019

Zoophilia 

Sexual attraction towards non-human animals, specifically that which leads to the action of bestiality.
Ignorant Individual: “Being a furry = zoophilia!”
Normal Person: “Furries are attracted to fictional human animals...”
Zoophilia by isaiah9:02 January 20, 2021

Zoophilia 

Sexual/romantic attraction to real, non-human animals, which involves the experience of sexual fantasies about the animal or the pursuit of real sexual contact with it (i.e., bestiality).
Ignorant Individual: “Furry porn is zoophilia!”

Normal Person: “Actually, furry porn depicts anthropomorphs, which are fictional human(anthro) animals. By definition anthropomorphism is completely unrelated to zoophilia.”
Zoophilia by semennachos February 14, 2021
degenerate animal abusers
zoophiles should rot in hell #savetheanimals
Zoophile by CrungleChugger97 October 21, 2021
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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