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A person who forcefully eats out random, innocent people's butt hole against their own will.
Tim: "Be careful walking home man, I heard zoochers have been hiding around here at night."

Billy: "There's no way I'm letting a zooch get this ass. I heard Old man Jenkins got zooched in an alley last week."
Zooch by ZoochLover101 April 29, 2013
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the place between your chin and your shoulder. a good place for someone to lay their head.

We cuddled and she laid her head in my zooch.
zooch by lovelylauren January 12, 2008
A salutation between friends, similar to 'Wazzzap!"
"Zooch... how you been?"
"Zooch... what's new?"
zooch by wedoitforphun May 16, 2019

Zoophilia 

Sexual attraction towards non-human animals, specifically that which leads to the action of bestiality.
Ignorant Individual: “Being a furry = zoophilia!”
Normal Person: “Furries are attracted to fictional human animals...”
Zoophilia by isaiah9:02 January 20, 2021

Zoophilia 

Sexual/romantic attraction to real, non-human animals, which involves the experience of sexual fantasies about the animal or the pursuit of real sexual contact with it (i.e., bestiality).
Ignorant Individual: “Furry porn is zoophilia!”

Normal Person: “Actually, furry porn depicts anthropomorphs, which are fictional human(anthro) animals. By definition anthropomorphism is completely unrelated to zoophilia.”
Zoophilia by semennachos February 14, 2021
degenerate animal abusers
zoophiles should rot in hell #savetheanimals
Zoophile by CrungleChugger97 October 21, 2021