Zotch
Another way of saying Bizotch, which is another way of saying Bitch. Zotch is less offensive form of Bizotch, and can be used in casual conversation.
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bee-I-zitch
Used instead of the more vulgar bitch, for describing a really unpleasant woman,when your listeners include people ( like your Mom ) who would be appalled at such language. Acceptable in even the most curse averse groups.
That teacher is such a bee-I-zitch! She drives me crazy!
She shouldn't act like such a bee-I-zitch! She knows it was an
accident.
She shouldn't act like such a bee-I-zitch! She knows it was an
accident.
bee-I-zitch by gulsh June 3, 2010
Zouch
Zouch by Zouch.Creator August 10, 2019
SPŠE Zochova
SPŠE Zochova by HungariananInTrousers July 9, 2021
Zorch Crystal
See bodaggit, pieces of left over toilet paper from yesterday's crap. Often discovered when wiping one's ass while crapping the next day.
Dude, I had so many zorch crystals in my ass crack yesterday. It was from the cheap toilet paper I used at school yesterday.
Zorch Crystal by zorcher June 13, 2009
Zatching
When you send an email for the purpose of attaching a document to send to someone and you zone on actually attaching the said document.
Ex1
Email: I have attached the document you requested to this email.
Reply Email: Thanks but there's no attachment.
Reply Reply Email: Here it is. Sorry I completly zatched on that last email.
Ex2
Jess: I hate zatching on emails, it makes me feel like a dumbass.
Steve: At least you have all 10 of your fingers.
Email: I have attached the document you requested to this email.
Reply Email: Thanks but there's no attachment.
Reply Reply Email: Here it is. Sorry I completly zatched on that last email.
Ex2
Jess: I hate zatching on emails, it makes me feel like a dumbass.
Steve: At least you have all 10 of your fingers.
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