zousted 

==Zousted==
Zousted is a term that describes an act of immense drunkenness. This drunkenness is only considered ZOUSTED when the said zoustie is doing acts that would other wise be deemed as an act that the zoustie would not do under other conditions.

==Dave Lipes==
David Lipes coined the term Zousted.

An example of Zousted is when david fucked his television set while singing when a man loves a woman.

zousted by sam moye October 23, 2007

Zoasted 

When you're a little drunk, a little high, but you're super chilled out.

Friend: Hey man, are you crossed?
You: Nah I'm just a little zoasted

Zoasted by Corvax123 March 27, 2022

zausted 

adj to define a state past exhaustion

"After finals were over, I was zausted."

zausted by clarabelle monaghan May 19, 2004

zorsted 

Abbreviation of ‘exhausted.’ Said when one is too exhausted to say 3 syllables.

Jess: “This is a heck of a run. Are you getting tired?”

Kris: “Zorsted.”

zorsted by Spearo Hero October 25, 2020

Zoosted 

being drunk or acting drunk. could also mean drunk on energy drinks or in a good mood.

BRO STEVE WAS SO ZOOSTED LAST NIGHT
YEA HE HAD ONE TOO MANY SHOTS

Zoosted by thezoost June 16, 2018

Zouted 

The act of raging to the point that only a University of Missouri student or alumni would know of

-We just beat Oklahoma

-Lets get fucking zouted

Zouted by Ball Me Blazer October 24, 2010

Zosted 

person who is completly intoxicated and roasted

Im completely Zosted with this crack n whack O_o

Zosted by Kneekill February 9, 2008