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==Zousted==
Zousted is a term that describes an act of immense drunkenness. This drunkenness is only considered ZOUSTED when the said zoustie is doing acts that would other wise be deemed as an act that the zoustie would not do under other conditions.

==Dave Lipes==
David Lipes coined the term Zousted.

An example of Zousted is when david fucked his television set while singing when a man loves a woman.

zousted by sam moye October 23, 2007

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Zoasted

When you're a little drunk, a little high, but you're super chilled out.

Friend: Hey man, are you crossed?
You: Nah I'm just a little zoasted

Zoasted by Corvax123 March 27, 2022

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zausted

adj to define a state past exhaustion

"After finals were over, I was zausted."

zausted by clarabelle monaghan May 19, 2004

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zorsted

Abbreviation of ‘exhausted.’ Said when one is too exhausted to say 3 syllables.

Jess: “This is a heck of a run. Are you getting tired?”

Kris: “Zorsted.”

zorsted by Spearo Hero October 25, 2020

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Zoosted

being drunk or acting drunk. could also mean drunk on energy drinks or in a good mood.

BRO STEVE WAS SO ZOOSTED LAST NIGHT
YEA HE HAD ONE TOO MANY SHOTS

Zoosted by thezoost June 16, 2018

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Zouted

The act of raging to the point that only a University of Missouri student or alumni would know of

-We just beat Oklahoma

-Lets get fucking zouted

Zouted by Ball Me Blazer October 24, 2010

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Zosted

person who is completly intoxicated and roasted

Im completely Zosted with this crack n whack O_o

Zosted by Kneekill February 9, 2008

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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