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being drunk or acting drunk. could also mean drunk on energy drinks or in a good mood.
BRO STEVE WAS SO ZOOSTED LAST NIGHT
YEA HE HAD ONE TOO MANY SHOTS
Zoosted by thezoost June 16, 2018
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When you're a little drunk, a little high, but you're super chilled out.
Friend: Hey man, are you crossed?
You: Nah I'm just a little zoasted
Zoasted by Corvax123 March 27, 2022
When you are so high that you forget you ordered pizza. Then the door bell rings, you get scared, then really happy, because you forgot you ordered pizza.
That cute redhead is so zooted.
Zooted by Donniekong August 28, 2016
Are you prepared to get zooooooted?.....
I stay zooted
Zooted by Balz924 October 20, 2017
being so f*cking high/drunk the only words you can say are nigga im zooted..
Zooted by tom January 12, 2004

zoosed up 

Smoke a blunt, smoke a bong, drink some beer, pop some pills, get ZOOSED UP!!!!
zoosed up by Randell & Paul February 4, 2009
Meaning : High , drunk , mostly weed high
Mauricio Santos was zooted in class. Hailey Orona was zooted in her tiktok video.
Zooted by Mauricio Santos November 17, 2018
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