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Zinoviya is the funniest, hottest, kindest girl ever. She’s beautiful and so well spoken and so funny and witty a precious way. You love her before you even know her. She’s a huge lesbian who loves older women and her weird, sexy best friend. I love Zinoviya.
Person 1: Who’s that short girl with perfect hair and a cunty attitude?

Person 2: Oh that’s Zinoviya. She’s a crazy dyke.
Person 1: Makes sense.
Zinoviya by ZinoviyasMama May 31, 2024
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Super Aesthetic freak who outlifts most of humanity. Alpha when on cycle and Omega when not. Likes to squat but holds a higher Bench personal record than squat. Has one hell of a long neck in order to acquire 10 foot tall traps. Uses belt when curling. Can be awkward as fuck to some people but is a genuine person. Also possibly straight?
Are you talking about Zinoviy? Oh yeah, I would totally fuck.
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a cute awesome girl, with this unique name. it greek, but used in russian. it means " life of zeus" with this meaning, she is smart, sexy, and witty.
"woah Zinovia, ur so awesome. its like duh!"
Zinovia by cumherenow April 15, 2008
a weak piece of shit that cant out-lift anybody complete beta male and should just kill him self
fuck you and your example zinoviy a hoe
zinoviy by asfasdlfjiosfpdwes September 18, 2018
a asian stick that thinks that he can lift weights. Usually hates dudes thats named "Scotty". They are usually bitches when they get into an argument.
STFU Zinoviy. All you are is just a skinny bitch.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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