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Zildo is an ancient martial art formed on the planet Zil and practiced by its military.
"Luis' Karate was no match for Norman's Zildo."
zildo by Plarzmo August 16, 2011
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Zildo: A dual insult for a person who is acting like a Dildo and is already a zilch, or perhaps if the person is normal and does something so pathetic that he/she should be immidiatly called a Zildo. The combination of a Zilch and a Dildo.
"Hey Bruno, you are a real Zildo for lighting that Dogs tail on fire"!
Zildo by The Pope NMG November 4, 2008
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Zildo Zildog Zillow zildjian zilola Zilos zrldoe Zeldon zild zillo
Someone get this zildo out of my mouth!
Zildo by danny cutup February 5, 2009
Horny fella”hey get my zildo out of your ass cheeks I want to use it
Step dad”sorry sport” (proceeds to pull zildo out of ass) “here you go”
Horny fella”thanks shitlips”
Zildo by Something_somthing September 7, 2018
a dildo that has zaddy written all over it
i caught my son using a zildo last night.
zildo by whoisthepinkjew February 24, 2023
To search for your dream home even if you have no idea how you'll pay for it.
Zillowed some prime Beverly Hills properties. Now if I could just get Bradley Cooper to propose I'd be all set!
zillow by PriusPrimo April 23, 2015
A girl that likes the BBC.
Hey bob did u see Zilio
Yeah Johny she was chasing the BBC
Zilio by Andreibarbu April 30, 2014
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