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True owner of Booty Musashi only for FGO
Always roll for thicc
- Zilong 2019
Zilong by Masamcmuffin July 11, 2020
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A wielder of Magic's ( fictional or to beliefs in life magic) or to be a great and strong leader
I once read a book about a great guy named Zelos and he took a group of unwonted people and gave them a purpose of life :)
Zelos by Vanessa lycan December 17, 2017
style name of Zhao Yun, a warrior from the Three Kindoms
zilong by Yukira Tsurama June 24, 2003

Zelos Wilder 

The 'pretty boy' Chosen of Tethe'alla. He is the misunderstood pervert of Tales of Symphonia. Zelos has many admirers, who he calls his 'hunnies'. He is very flamboyant, to the point that some people think he's gay with Lloyd. Which isn't true, but it is in question by many fanfic writers.

In reality, his peversion and narcissim only stems from the hardships Zelos has faced when he was younger.

Do you want to find out more? Too bad! I'm too lazy to countinue!
Zelos Wilder, he's so HOT!

Zelos is in love with Kratos, NOT Lloyd!
Zelos Wilder by Kurai Na September 7, 2008

Zelos Wilder 

A strapping man in his early twenties who walks like a pirate and speaks like a womanizer. He is clad in a pink vest, black undershirt and always wears his trusty speedo under his clothes.
He loves women so much, he pays regular visits to each of his hunnies houses. Often, he has to sneak back into Meltokio through the sewers.

His walk is often described as walking like an old school pimp. He holds his pelvis out and talks awkward steps. In battle, he also spins while holding his sword into an enemy to attack.

Zelos may be the emoest person in Tales of Symphonia. His life was hard, his mother died, he thinks he took away his sisters happiness and he betrayed his best friend. He only admits how truly sad he is after his death, were his emoness is unlocked into a beautiful flowing rapid of emotions. It is at this time when all of the people in the party realize that they loved him.

He is also very obsessed with melons. He likes to eat them. And om nom om on over 9000 melons a day.
Zelos Wilder loves Papa Bear.
MELONS?
No, Zelos Wilder has seen more melons than a fruit stand.
Zelos Wilder by Puddingpu December 22, 2009

zitosexual 

Only attracted to aliens.
Ed: Hey 5 eyed alien, wanna go out? I am zitosexual!
ALien: SURE =D
zitosexual by TheEdMeister December 5, 2014
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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