Definitions by Plarzmo

turd girth 

A fat, plump or unusually large turd that often presents great difficulties and inconveniences.

ex. A.)

"Marry tried to flush her turd down the toilet, but the turd girth was too wide."

ex. B) "Terry drank all of Alan's cola. What a turd girth."

turd girth by Plarzmo August 16, 2011

zildo 

Zildo is an ancient martial art formed on the planet Zil and practiced by its military.

"Luis' Karate was no match for Norman's Zildo."

zildo by Plarzmo August 16, 2011

womb raider 

An individual that frequents third world countries in order to procure babies that do not belong to her.

"Angina Jolly was famous for her collection of third world babies. She is quite the womb raider."

womb raider by Plarzmo August 16, 2011