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Zildo is an ancient martial art formed on the planet Zil and practiced by its military.
"Luis' Karate was no match for Norman's Zildo."
by Plarzmo August 12, 2011
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You can tell by the way she walks, she got that WAP.

You can look at her face and tell she ain't got that WAP.
by Black Don August 06, 2020
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Zildo: A dual insult for a person who is acting like a Dildo and is already a zilch, or perhaps if the person is normal and does something so pathetic that he/she should be immidiatly called a Zildo. The combination of a Zilch and a Dildo.
"Hey Bruno, you are a real Zildo for lighting that Dogs tail on fire"!
by The Pope NMG September 23, 2008
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Horny fella”hey get my zildo out of your ass cheeks I want to use it
Step dad”sorry sport” (proceeds to pull zildo out of ass) “here you go”
Horny fella”thanks shitlips
by Something_somthing September 07, 2018
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