zildo

Zildo is an ancient martial art formed on the planet Zil and practiced by its military.

"Luis' Karate was no match for Norman's Zildo."

by Plarzmo August 12, 2011

Zildo

Zildo: A dual insult for a person who is acting like a Dildo and is already a zilch, or perhaps if the person is normal and does something so pathetic that he/she should be immidiatly called a Zildo. The combination of a Zilch and a Dildo.

"Hey Bruno, you are a real Zildo for lighting that Dogs tail on fire"!

by The Pope NMG September 23, 2008

Zildo

A Zombie Dildo

Someone get this zildo out of my mouth!

by danny cutup February 5, 2009

zildo

a dildo that has zaddy written all over it

i caught my son using a zildo last night.

by whoisthepinkjew February 25, 2023

Zildo

A zebra striped dildo

Horny fella”hey get my zildo out of your ass cheeks I want to use it
Step dad”sorry sport” (proceeds to pull zildo out of ass) “here you go”
Horny fella”thanks shitlips”

by Something_somthing September 8, 2018