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Zildog

A wet fart, often lingers, is difficult to get rid of. *squelch*

Can be found in Facebook rant form, empty coffee can form, and old car brochure form. Do not come into contact with, nor expose bare skin to this. You might contract Sabretooth crotch crickets.

also known as a 'wrap around handjob from a homeless man'.
'I was waiting at the bus stop posting other peoples photos and this homeless guy started giving me a Zildog!'
by The ultimate JDM handiee March 5, 2014
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zildo

Zildo is an ancient martial art formed on the planet Zil and practiced by its military.
"Luis' Karate was no match for Norman's Zildo."
by Plarzmo August 16, 2011
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Zildo

Zildo: A dual insult for a person who is acting like a Dildo and is already a zilch, or perhaps if the person is normal and does something so pathetic that he/she should be immidiatly called a Zildo. The combination of a Zilch and a Dildo.
"Hey Bruno, you are a real Zildo for lighting that Dogs tail on fire"!
by The Pope NMG November 4, 2008
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Zildo

Someone get this zildo out of my mouth!
by danny cutup February 5, 2009
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Zilnog

Zilnog is a type of drink consisting eggnog and semen.

Often a british man's semen extracted specifically for the purpose of zilnog.

A festive drink used to celebrate the birth of Ziggy Stardust.
I made some Zilnog, buddy.

Gross, don't go over board with the Zilnog!
by Specifier March 1, 2011
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zindog

An awkward tall stringbean Human. Often smells and is terrible at all sports.

Hates old people and is a terrible Lover
Student 1 "Ohh Dude what's that smell"

Student 2 "Thats Zindog"
by Fortitude987 December 9, 2014
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zildge

A noise made by demonic machines.
Zildge is the sound is heard when I saw hell while tripping on lsd.
by Sporkster80 June 30, 2017
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